****Official 2009 Chiefs Planet Pr0n Star Mock Draft****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Yes, you heard it right. This will be the first in the line of many mock drafts to fill the time between now and April. But before we begin the process of calling each other one who sucks the peniss over picks, let's actually pick some people who suck cock.

I figure that we can have 30 teams. Each person will be responsible for two teams. Draft order will be randomly assigned. Upon drafting each "player", you must also provide your own scouting report, with both strengths and weaknesses.

The draft will begin in earnest at noon, November 9, barring setbacks or an outbreak of cat AIDS.

Once you are on the clock, you'll have 24 hours to make a selection. You will then PM the next person to let them know they are on the clock.

We will employ a snaking draft method.

Good luck my fellow "drafturbators".

Here is the official draft order. Team names will be added as necessary.

Round 1:

1. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jenna Jameson
2. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Carmella Bing
3. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Eva Angelina
4. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Tory Lane
5. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) Bree Olsen
6. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) Sasha Grey
7. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) Jenna Haze
8. 69ers (Dane) Sunny Leone
9. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Kylee Strutt
10. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)
11. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Tera Patrick
12. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Lisa Ann
13. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)
14. Taint Masters (Dane) Abbey Brooks
15. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Roxxx
16. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Taylor Rain
17. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca) Flower Tucci
18. OTW Team 2 (OTW) Lanny Barbie
19. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs) Devon
20. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Brianna Banks

Round 2:

21. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Gauge
22. GoChiefs Team 2
23. OTW Team 2 Amy Reid
24. Mecca Team 2 Jayden James
25. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Phoenix Marie
26. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Starr
27. Taint Masters (Dane) Nyomi Marcela
28. Saccopoo Team 2
29. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Audrey Bitoni
30. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Ashlynn Brooke
31. Saccopoo Team 1
32. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Chasey Lain
33. 69ers (Dane) Hannah Hilton
34. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW) Stormy Daniels
35. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
36. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
37. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Alexis Texas
38. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Esperanza Gomez
39. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Gianna Michaels
40. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Krystal Steal




Round 3:

41. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jodi Bean
42. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
43. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Mikayla Mendez
44. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
45. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
46. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
47. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW)
48. 69ers (Dane)
49. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
50. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)
51. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
52. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
53. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)
54. Taint Masters (Dane)
55. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
56. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
57. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca)
58. OTW Team 2 (OTW)
59. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs)
60. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)



Round 4:

61. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)
62. GoChiefs Team 2
63. OTW Team 2
64. Mecca Team 2
65. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
66. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
67. Taint Masters (Dane)
68. Saccopoo Team 2
69. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
70. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
71. Saccopoo Team 1
72. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
73 69ers (Dane)
74. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW)
75. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
76. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
77. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
78. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas)
79. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
80. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Hey, so what happens after the draft is complete?

Hamas, are you planning to set up a voter poll, pitting one pornstar against another until one is left standing?

People will come, Dane.

People will most definitely come.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

She belongs on team I'd put it in her butt.

Never would have lasted. If there is one guy that likes her more than me it's Pest, but she is on Team Double Vaginal Double Anal

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Where the hell has Mecca been?

I only hope that one of the goth chicks he's banging didn't shit a bat that bit him, thus giving him rabies.

[Mecca]

I'll select......Flower Tucci, basically the ultimate in nasty pornstars of today.

[GoChiefs]

There's a lot of good poon on the board.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Sorry, I just realized I was on the clock - I didn't get a PM.

I'll make my selection on Thursday - promise.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Don't have time for a detailed write-up, but my selection is smoking-hot French **** toy Lannie Barbie.

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Don't have time for a detailed write-up, but my selection is smoking-hot French **** toy Lannie Barbie.

****. I was hoping to pick her up in a later round.
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[Pestilence]

Did anyone PM GoChiefs?

[GoChiefs]

****, sorry.

Luckily, one of my favorites is still on the board.

Devon's face got kinda jacked up after she had plastic surgery, but in her prime she was the epitome of the sweet, nubile, slutty, aurally inclined little slut who could take hard cock in every hole and look like it was so natural, so wonderful, what she was born to do. She has amazing fake tits and an ass you can bounce a quarter off. And those eyes. OMG. Those eyes. I would cum right in them. She also sucks a mean cock. Basically I have a weakness for overly made up bleached-blonde bimbos.







Younger pics:

[ArrowheadMagic]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Don't have time for a detailed write-up, but my selection is smoking-hot French **** toy Lannie Barbie.

Me likey

[Pestilence]

I'd pee in my mouth has the next two selections....


Selection #1 -

When I think of pornstars after Jenna Jameson....I think of this girl. Two guys at one time? Got it. Girl on Girl? Got it. Smoking body with fake tits? Got it. Not a Butterface? Check. With this selection we get a girl who's easily recognizable and is willing to do anything.

Brianna Banks

Selection #2 -

With this selection...we're going to go with a personal favorite of mine. The girl is hot, small and dirty. Everything you could ask for in a porn star. She's willing to do anything and she's got that girl next door that I'd like to **** look.

Gauge

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

I'd pee in my mouth has the next two selections....


Selection #1 -

When I think of pornstars after Jenna Jameson....I think of this girl. Two guys at one time? Got it. Girl on Girl? Got it. Smoking body with fake tits? Got it. Not a Butterface? Check. With this selection we get a girl who's easily recognizable and is willing to do anything.

Brianna Banks

Selection #2 -

With this selection...we're going to go with a personal favorite of mine. The girl is hot, small and dirty. Everything you could ask for in a porn star. She's willing to do anything and she's got that girl next door that I'd like to **** look.

Gauge

Gauge was going to be my second second round pick.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

hey all...just wanted to let you know I'm alive. moved this weekend and have been without net since the cable co ****ed up their survey. may not be able to log on for a few days...sorry for the dereliction of duty.

one love
Hamas
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[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

I'd pee in my mouth has the next two selections....


Selection #1 -

When I think of pornstars after Jenna Jameson....I think of this girl. Two guys at one time? Got it. Girl on Girl? Got it. Smoking body with fake tits? Got it. Not a Butterface? Check. With this selection we get a girl who's easily recognizable and is willing to do anything.

Brianna Banks

Selection #2 -

With this selection...we're going to go with a personal favorite of mine. The girl is hot, small and dirty. Everything you could ask for in a porn star. She's willing to do anything and she's got that girl next door that I'd like to **** look.

Gauge

Pics, Dude.

Pics!

www.freeones.com or www.pornstarbook.com