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Old 10-19-2009, 07:07 PM  
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****Official 2009 Chiefs Planet Pr0n Star Mock Draft****
Yes, you heard it right. This will be the first in the line of many mock drafts to fill the time between now and April. But before we begin the process of calling each other one who sucks the peniss over picks, let's actually pick some people who suck cock.

I figure that we can have 30 teams. Each person will be responsible for two teams. Draft order will be randomly assigned. Upon drafting each "player", you must also provide your own scouting report, with both strengths and weaknesses.

The draft will begin in earnest at noon, November 9, barring setbacks or an outbreak of cat AIDS.

Once you are on the clock, you'll have 24 hours to make a selection. You will then PM the next person to let them know they are on the clock.

We will employ a snaking draft method.

Good luck my fellow "drafturbators".

Here is the official draft order. Team names will be added as necessary.

 Round 1:

1. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jenna Jameson
2. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Carmella Bing
3. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Eva Angelina
4. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Tory Lane
5. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) Bree Olsen
6. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) Sasha Grey
7. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) Jenna Haze
8. 69ers (Dane) Sunny Leone
9. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Kylee Strutt
10. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)
11. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Tera Patrick
12. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Lisa Ann
13. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)
14. Taint Masters (Dane) Abbey Brooks
15. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Roxxx
16. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Taylor Rain
17. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca) Flower Tucci
18. OTW Team 2 (OTW)
19. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs)
20. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)

Round 2:

21. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)
22. GoChiefs Team 2
23. OTW Team 2
24. Mecca Team 2
25. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
26. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
27. Taint Masters (Dane)
28. Saccopoo Team 2
29. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
30. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
31. Saccopoo Team 1
32. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
33. 69ers (Dane)
34. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW)
35. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
36. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
37. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
38. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas)
39. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
40. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)




Round 3:

41. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)
42. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
43. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas)
44. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
45. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
46. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
47. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW)
48. 69ers (Dane)
49. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
50. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)
51. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
52. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
53. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)
54. Taint Masters (Dane)
55. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
56. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
57. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca)
58. OTW Team 2 (OTW)
59. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs)
60. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)



Round 4:

61. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)
62. GoChiefs Team 2
63. OTW Team 2
64. Mecca Team 2
65. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
66. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
67. Taint Masters (Dane)
68. Saccopoo Team 2
69. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
70. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
71. Saccopoo Team 1
72. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
73 69ers (Dane)
74. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW)
75. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
76. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
77. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
78. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas)
79. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
80. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)

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Old 11-16-2009, 11:25 PM   #76
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Hey, so what happens after the draft is complete?

Hamas, are you planning to set up a voter poll, pitting one pornstar against another until one is left standing?
People will come, Dane.

People will most definitely come.

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Old 11-17-2009, 12:37 AM   #77
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Old 11-17-2009, 11:23 PM   #78
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Where the hell has Mecca been?

I only hope that one of the goth chicks he's banging didn't shit a bat that bit him, thus giving him rabies.
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Old 11-17-2009, 11:28 PM   #79
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Sorry, I just realized I was on the clock - I didn't get a PM.

I'll make my selection on Thursday - promise.
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