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Old 11-16-2010, 09:11 PM  
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Hollywood is bringing back 'The Lone Ranger' in 2012!

As my avatar suggests the Lone Ranger was a boyhood hero of mine.

Clayton Moore perhaps could never be dethroned as the best Lone Range EVER. Hokey as their episodes are I can still watch the old lone Ranger and Tonto galloping on Silver and Scout to help the oppressed.

That said, for a few years now, I have had this idea that we needed a Hollywood remake that adults would enjoy too. One that would get a Batman treatment for a darker, edgier Lone Ranger. This Lone Ranger would shoot to kill, instead of just shooting the guns out of the bad guys' hand. I really hope that Hollywood will not cop out on this.

Thoughts?.... Cast suggestions.

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Old 11-17-2010, 05:34 AM   #46
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I said man's man, not steroid freak mutant.
When you say this, I agree with Fraz, no one, except you, wants to see the Lone Ranger "do" Tonto.

Perhaps you'd like to see Conan O'Brien cast as The Lone Ranger?
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Old 11-17-2010, 05:58 AM   #47
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I already outlined my casting choice, you buffoon.
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Old 11-17-2010, 06:02 AM   #48
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I already outlined my casting choice, you buffoon.
Geez, I was only giving you an alternative, and we all know you enjoy alternatives........
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Old 11-17-2010, 06:10 AM   #49
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Old 11-17-2010, 06:10 AM   #50
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Chris Pine would be an excellent choice but I doubt it would be the right choice considering he's taking over the role of Jack Ryan and he's got the sequel to Star Trek starting in January.

He's the currently the only American leading man in Hollywood under the age of 40.

Heath Legder would have been a good choice. Too bad.
Jack Ryan as in Tom Clancy's? If so, what book is next?
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Old 11-17-2010, 06:15 AM   #51
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ooh, ****ing great. and helena bonham carter can play a town wench. directing it will be tim burton.

****ing christ, it'll be sweeney todd in the goddamned old west.


You forgot music by Danny Elfman.
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Old 11-17-2010, 06:15 AM   #52
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This Chris Pine as Jack Ryan thing is an abortion.

He's 29 ****ing years old and he's going to play a guy who's supposed to be in his 40s?

It was bad enough when Ben Affleck tried to do it.
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Old 11-17-2010, 06:33 AM   #53
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This is who needs to play The Lone Ranger. This guy and NOBODY ELSE.

Yes.
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Old 11-17-2010, 07:26 AM   #54
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I thought Klinton Spilsbury already made the definitive Lone Ranger movie back in 1981??


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Old 11-17-2010, 08:48 AM   #55
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I loved that show when i was a kid. Used to watch LR and Cisco Kid all the time.

I fear however, that Hollywood is just going to f**k it up.
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:03 AM   #56
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I'm just surprised they're not casting Will Farrell as the Lone Ranger and Jack Black as Tonto and schticking it all up.
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:29 AM   #57
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Jack Ryan as in Tom Clancy's? If so, what book is next?
The movie will not be based on a book. It's a standalone screenplay and will feature Ryan as a young analyst.
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:37 AM   #58
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The movie will not be based on a book. It's a standalone screenplay and will feature Ryan as a young analyst.
Sounds enthralling.
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Ok, if they HAVE to remake this then lets do it right...Tonto anyone?
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Sounds enthralling.
It will be hard to match the raw excitement of a Harrison Ford Jack Ryan performance.
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