Wanna Get With My Mom?

KurtCobain · 06:36 PM

My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.

View Poll Results: Do you want to get with my mom?
Yes	19	21.59%
No	69	78.41%
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05-26-2011, 11:47 PM	Topic Starter
KurtCobain Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ban City, USA Casino cash: $14798240	Wanna Get With My Mom? My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now. She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars. Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that. Anybody want to bang her? Let me know. I have a screening process. Last edited by KurtCobain; 10-26-2011 at 06:36 PM..
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