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Old 05-26-2011, 11:47 PM  
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Wanna Get With My Mom?

My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.

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Old 05-27-2011, 08:13 PM   #91
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:14 PM   #92
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:16 PM   #93
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Is this your mom? You posted it on my Chiefsplanet "wall"...
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:17 PM   #94
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Is this your mom? You posted it on my Chiefsplanet "wall"...
I think the question is, wtf is wrong with you? That's not my mom.


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Old 05-27-2011, 08:17 PM   #95
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:17 PM   #96
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Is this your mom? You posted it on my Chiefsplanet "wall"...
If that's his mom I'll change my vote.
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:18 PM   #97
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I think the question is, wtf is wrong with you? That's not my mom.
Well duh, her tits aren't saggy enough
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:27 PM   #98
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Is this your mom? You posted it on my Chiefsplanet "wall"...


I can't stand it when their top underwear doesn't match their bottom underwear. It really bothers me.

And while we're at it, I can't stand the word "panties" and really wish there was a more adult term for women's bottom underwear. "Panties" sound like something a six year-old girl wears.
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:28 PM   #99
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I think the question is, wtf is wrong with you? That's not my mom.
God damn it
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:30 PM   #100
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:32 PM   #101
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I can't stand it when their top underwear doesn't match their bottom underwear. It really bothers me.
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And while we're at it, I can't stand the word "panties" and really wish there was a more adult term for women's bottom underwear. "Panties" sound like something a six year-old girl wears.
"Panties" is a fine word. It implies a) female and b) sexy/skimpy. What word would you prefer? "Drawers"? "Bloomers"? "Skivvies"? What's better than having a hot sexy woman whispering something like, "You make my panties wet" or "I want you to take my panties off?" Sounds much hotter than "I want you to take my bloomers off."
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:33 PM   #102
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I do like the term bloomers. And while we're on that, is Knickerbockers shorts or pants or underwear?
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:39 PM   #103
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"Panties" is a fine word. It implies a) female and b) sexy/skimpy. What word would you prefer? "Drawers"? "Bloomers"? "Skivvies"? What's better than having a hot sexy woman whispering something like, "You make my panties wet" or "I want you to take my panties off?" Sounds much hotter than "I want you to take my bloomers off."
Agree - The girl wears uderpants. The woman wears panties
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:43 PM   #104
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If the top doesn't match the bottom, it tells me that they didn't put any thought into it. It drops them down from an ideal goddess image and makes them painfully and acutely mortal. Instead of curves and hips and nipples, it immediately brings to mind her doing laundry. It's just not cool.


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"Panties" is a fine word. It implies a) female and b) sexy/skimpy. What word would you prefer? "Drawers"? "Bloomers"? "Skivvies"? What's better than having a hot sexy woman whispering something like, "You make my panties wet" or "I want you to take my panties off?" Sounds much hotter than "I want you to take my bloomers off."
I think that's the problem. There is not a single good existing word for women's bottom underwear. It goes straight from pedophile (panties) to grandma (bloomers). We need a new word that really focuses in on adult women. Something like "vulvaglove" or "moundcovers" or something.
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:45 PM   #105
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I think that's the problem. There is not a single good existing word for women's bottom underwear. It goes straight from audiophile (panties) to grandma (bloomers). We need a new word that really focuses in on adult women. Something like "vulvaglove" or "moundcovers" or something.
The word exists and it's "thong."
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