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Old 05-26-2011, 11:47 PM  
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Wanna Get With My Mom?

My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.

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Old 05-27-2011, 08:48 PM   #106
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I do like the term bloomers. And while we're on that, is Knickerbockers shorts or pants or underwear?
They are defined as knee trousers, and were cut just below the knee.
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:49 PM   #107
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They are defined as knee trousers, and were cut just below the knee.
Tight or loose fitting?


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Old 05-27-2011, 08:50 PM   #108
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If the top doesn't match the bottom, it tells me that they didn't put any thought into it. It drops them down from an ideal goddess image and makes them painfully and acutely mortal. Instead of curves and hips and nipples, it immediately brings to mind her doing laundry. It's just not cool.




I think that's the problem. There is not a single good existing word for women's bottom underwear. It goes straight from audiophile (panties) to grandma (bloomers). We need a new word that really focuses in on adult women. Something like "vulvaglove" or "moundcovers" or something.
Donger uses knickers.
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:51 PM   #109
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Tight or loose fitting?
Well, they didn't fall down from your waist, but were loose at the knees.
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:54 PM   #110
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Well, they didn't fall down from your waist, but were loose at the knees.
Oh that's fair. I could wear those.
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Old 05-27-2011, 08:58 PM   #111
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If the top doesn't match the bottom, it tells me that they didn't put any thought into it. It drops them down from an ideal goddess image and makes them painfully and acutely mortal. Instead of curves and hips and nipples, it immediately brings to mind her doing laundry. It's just not cool.
Speak for yourself. A servile woman gets me hot. And if she's doing the laundry in her bra and panties, even better!

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Old 05-27-2011, 08:58 PM   #112
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Donger uses knickers.
Yes, but what does he call womens' underwear?
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:04 PM   #113
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The word exists and it's "thong."

That's a good one, I agree, but it only covers one style. We need a global word. This has been bothering me for quite some time.
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:05 PM   #114
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Donger uses knickers.
I always suspected that.
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:07 PM   #115
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... "Panties" is a fine word. It implies a) female and b) sexy/skimpy. What word would you prefer? "Drawers"? "Bloomers"? "Skivvies"? What's better than having a hot sexy woman whispering something like, "You make my panties wet" or "I want you to take my panties off?" Sounds much hotter than "I want you to take my bloomers off."
Or the famous, "I want you to wear my panties on your head and lock yourself in the trunk while I drive your car to my ex-husband's house and collect my alimony check."

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Old 05-27-2011, 10:51 PM   #116
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Old 05-29-2011, 12:58 AM   #117
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Old 05-29-2011, 04:29 AM   #118
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Old 05-29-2011, 07:39 AM   #119
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If the top doesn't match the bottom, it tells me that they didn't put any thought into it. It drops them down from an ideal goddess image and makes them painfully and acutely mortal. Instead of curves and hips and nipples, it immediately brings to mind her doing laundry. It's just not cool.




I think that's the problem. There is not a single good existing word for women's bottom underwear. It goes straight from audiophile (panties) to grandma (bloomers). We need a new word that really focuses in on adult women. Something like "vulvaglove" or "moundcovers" or something.
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I can't stand it when their top underwear doesn't match their bottom underwear. It really bothers me.

And while we're at it, I can't stand the word "panties" and really wish there was a more adult term for women's bottom underwear. "Panties" sound like something a six year-old girl wears.
Really? I like the word "panties." It's fun and cute.
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