Wanna Get With My Mom?

[KurtCobain]

My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

I do like the term bloomers. And while we're on that, is Knickerbockers shorts or pants or underwear?

They are defined as knee trousers, and were cut just below the knee.

[KurtCobain]

Originally Posted by milkman

They are defined as knee trousers, and were cut just below the knee.

Tight or loose fitting?

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If the top doesn't match the bottom, it tells me that they didn't put any thought into it. It drops them down from an ideal goddess image and makes them painfully and acutely mortal. Instead of curves and hips and nipples, it immediately brings to mind her doing laundry. It's just not cool.




I think that's the problem. There is not a single good existing word for women's bottom underwear. It goes straight from audiophile (panties) to grandma (bloomers). We need a new word that really focuses in on adult women. Something like "vulvaglove" or "moundcovers" or something.

Donger uses knickers.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

Tight or loose fitting?

Well, they didn't fall down from your waist, but were loose at the knees.

[KurtCobain]

Originally Posted by milkman

Well, they didn't fall down from your waist, but were loose at the knees.

Oh that's fair. I could wear those.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If the top doesn't match the bottom, it tells me that they didn't put any thought into it. It drops them down from an ideal goddess image and makes them painfully and acutely mortal. Instead of curves and hips and nipples, it immediately brings to mind her doing laundry. It's just not cool.

Speak for yourself. A servile woman gets me hot. And if she's doing the laundry in her bra and panties, even better!

We need a new word that really focuses in on adult women. Something like "vulvaglove" or "moundcovers" or something.

Manhole cover.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by cdcox

Donger uses knickers.

Yes, but what does he call womens' underwear?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

The word exists and it's "thong."

That's a good one, I agree, but it only covers one style. We need a global word. This has been bothering me for quite some time.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by cdcox

Donger uses knickers.

I always suspected that.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by JD10367

... "Panties" is a fine word. It implies a) female and b) sexy/skimpy. What word would you prefer? "Drawers"? "Bloomers"? "Skivvies"? What's better than having a hot sexy woman whispering something like, "You make my panties wet" or "I want you to take my panties off?" Sounds much hotter than "I want you to take my bloomers off."

Or the famous, "I want you to wear my panties on your head and lock yourself in the trunk while I drive your car to my ex-husband's house and collect my alimony check."

FAX

[JOhn]

Cliff notes?


Anyone thrown themselves on the old bag yet?

[ChiefChick]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

If it weren't for the picture, I definitely would have said yes.

[HoneyBadger]

She has nice bedroom eyes, almost enticing enough for me to say yes...

[Chiefless]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If the top doesn't match the bottom, it tells me that they didn't put any thought into it. It drops them down from an ideal goddess image and makes them painfully and acutely mortal. Instead of curves and hips and nipples, it immediately brings to mind her doing laundry. It's just not cool.




I think that's the problem. There is not a single good existing word for women's bottom underwear. It goes straight from audiophile (panties) to grandma (bloomers). We need a new word that really focuses in on adult women. Something like "vulvaglove" or "moundcovers" or something.

vulvaglove

[listopencil]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I can't stand it when their top underwear doesn't match their bottom underwear. It really bothers me.

And while we're at it, I can't stand the word "panties" and really wish there was a more adult term for women's bottom underwear. "Panties" sound like something a six year-old girl wears.

Really? I like the word "panties." It's fun and cute.