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I leave you with this. Since you make a thread every week about this bird I assume next you'll be asking for relationship advice.
Premature ejaculation is funny. People trying to combat premature ejaculation is funnier. Notable examples: A.) pipe squeezer and B.) focusing on dog shit. Today we introduce a new, equally ****ing reeruned method for countering early evac. It's called sniffin your costars asshole. And unless the bitch just shit out 4 baconators, it wont work. |
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This thread doesn't seem to be going too well for Mr. Buck.
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Take a Chill Pill
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Dudes, the shit is over. I didn't really want relationship advice.
How do I go about getting all of my shit back? I've never had to really deal with that on this magnitude before. I probably have at least $1000 worth of shit at her house. |
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Show up at her doorstep if she doesn't let you in flash your piece in the wasteband.
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Are you still on speaking terms with her?
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Needs more middle fingers
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I seriously doubt she'll make a scene. OR Have you ever watched "Operation: Repo"?
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let her keep the condoms, buck.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Uhh, tell her you want your shit back. Do it before the anger part sets in, which is scheduled to happen any minute.
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Sorry Bro Montana..
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Man up, take some roids, get a couple pit bulls and just lay down the law, bro.
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Had you talked about this stuff with her before making this decision?
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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You're either not married, don't act anything like this with your wife, or are married to a very homely woman who will let you dominate her. Which is it?
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