Life In The Next 25 Years. Bump's foresight.

Bump · 12-06-2011, 04:54 PM

-college athletes will get paid
-baseball will still be the worst sport next to soccer
-football players will be suspended and fined for smiling
-quarterbacks will wear a red or off colored shirt and will not be allowed to be tackled
-Will Shields will be in the HOF
-Royals still won't get anywhere near .500, but will produce 2 league MVP's for other teams.
-marijuana will finally be legal in most states not near the bible belt
-it will keep getting colder every winter
-no prophecies out of the bible will come true
-the south will start getting serious about taking the country back
-the average IQ will be at least 39 points lower
-gang violence will affect every city with at least a population of 10,000
-the middle class will now be considered people who make at least $200,000 per year and everyone else are lazy bums
-Most of florida will be underwater
-gravity will finally be a law and not a theory
-evolution will finally be a law and not a theory
-the number of atheists keep rising
-there won't be any beloved presidents, they will all be hated equally.
-online poker will be huge and based in america
-Mega corporations, their employees who face the customers will wear a number rather than a name tag
-still no cures for anything
-hospitals will start charging $20,000 to check in
-I will still be using this here iMac
-someone here will have over 1 billion posts
-Chiefs win a superbowl with a quarterback that they drafted in the first round
-Call of Duty will put out the top selling game every single year
-Technology for online gaming, the internet quality and connections will be exactly the same as it is now.

**Buck** · 12-06-2011, 05:01 PM

-I will still not have given a **** about anything you said for the past 27 years.

**Gonzo** · 12-06-2011, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

-I will still not have given a **** about anything you said for the past 27 years.

Buck will be the new Skip.
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BWillie · 12-06-2011, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bump

-college athletes will get paid
-baseball will still be the worst sport next to soccer
-football players will be suspended and fined for smiling
-quarterbacks will wear a red or off colored shirt and will not be allowed to be tackled
-Will Shields will be in the HOF
-Royals still won't get anywhere near .500, but will produce 2 league MVP's for other teams.
-marijuana will finally be legal in most states not near the bible belt
-it will keep getting colder every winter
-no prophecies out of the bible will come true
-the south will start getting serious about taking the country back
-the average IQ will be at least 39 points lower
-gang violence will affect every city with at least a population of 10,000
-the middle class will now be considered people who make at least $200,000 per year and everyone else are lazy bums
-Most of florida will be underwater
-gravity will finally be a law and not a theory
-evolution will finally be a law and not a theory
-the number of atheists keep rising
-there won't be any beloved presidents, they will all be hated equally.
-online poker will be huge and based in america
-Mega corporations, their employees who face the customers will wear a number rather than a name tag
-still no cures for anything
-hospitals will start charging $20,000 to check in
-I will still be using this here iMac
-someone here will have over 1 billion posts
-Chiefs win a superbowl with a quarterback that they drafted in the first round
-Call of Duty will put out the top selling game every single year
-Technology for online gaming, the internet quality and connections will be exactly the same as it is now.

That just gave me a huge chubby. Yes please!

Dr. Facebook Fever · 12-06-2011, 06:06 PM

Someone with a picture of The Situation as an avatar will want to be taken seriously and not understand why he isn't.

cabletech94 · 12-06-2011, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beer me

Someone with a picture of The Situation as an avatar will want to be taken seriously and not understand why he isn't.

burn!

**Shogun** · 12-06-2011, 06:17 PM

I will be dead hopefully. **** that noise.

**Bugeater** · 12-06-2011, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beer me

Someone with a picture of The Situation as an avatar will want to be taken seriously and not understand why he isn't.

What? There's a person named "The Situation"?

Edit: Nevermind, I Googled it...MTV pillowbitery. No wonder I didn't know who that was.

**GloryDayz** · 12-06-2011, 06:57 PM

So, Swami Bump, 25 years from now will the dastardly Hunt family still own the Chiefs? If so, will their hate for the fine city of KC still be alive and thriving, and will they continue to be epic failures in terms of post-1969 SB wins?

**Rain Man** · 12-06-2011, 07:28 PM

Utah will cease to exist.

**Rain Man** · 12-06-2011, 07:29 PM

As health care costs continue to rise, crowdsourcing will become an increasingly popular surgical technique.

**KcMizzou** · 12-06-2011, 07:30 PM

In the year two thousaaaaaand......

**Rain Man** · 12-06-2011, 07:30 PM

Scientists will genetically merge kittens and Japanese swimsuit models to expand the frontiers of cuteness to previously unimagined levels.

**Rain Man** · 12-06-2011, 07:33 PM

Brett Favre will become the all-time passing leader of the Los Angeles Jaguars.

Dr. Facebook Fever · 12-06-2011, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

What? There's a person named "The Situation"?

Edit: Nevermind, I Googled it...MTV pillowbitery. No wonder I didn't know who that was.

I'm proud of you for not knowing that and ashamed of myself for knowing.

12-06-2011, 04:54 PM
Bump Legalize It Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Boston sucks :( Casino cash: $52996	In The Next 25 Years. Bump's foresight. -college athletes will get paid -baseball will still be the worst sport next to soccer -football players will be suspended and fined for smiling -quarterbacks will wear a red or off colored shirt and will not be allowed to be tackled -Will Shields will be in the HOF -Royals still won't get anywhere near .500, but will produce 2 league MVP's for other teams. -marijuana will finally be legal in most states not near the bible belt -it will keep getting colder every winter -no prophecies out of the bible will come true -the south will start getting serious about taking the country back -the average IQ will be at least 39 points lower -gang violence will affect every city with at least a population of 10,000 -the middle class will now be considered people who make at least $200,000 per year and everyone else are lazy bums -Most of florida will be underwater -gravity will finally be a law and not a theory -evolution will finally be a law and not a theory -the number of atheists keep rising -there won't be any beloved presidents, they will all be hated equally. -online poker will be huge and based in america -Mega corporations, their employees who face the customers will wear a number rather than a name tag -still no cures for anything -hospitals will start charging $20,000 to check in -I will still be using this here iMac -someone here will have over 1 billion posts -Chiefs win a superbowl with a quarterback that they drafted in the first round -Call of Duty will put out the top selling game every single year -Technology for online gaming, the internet quality and connections will be exactly the same as it is now.
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12-06-2011, 05:01 PM	#2
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $133328257	-I will still not have given a **** about anything you said for the past 27 years.
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12-06-2011, 06:06 PM	#5
Dr. Facebook Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $7620	Someone with a picture of The Situation as an avatar will want to be taken seriously and not understand why he isn't. __________________ courtesy of BoneKrusher "Baseball? It's just a game. As simple as a ball and bat, yet as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, a business and sometimes a religion." Ernie Harwell
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12-06-2011, 06:57 PM	#9
GloryDayz Clark, do the right thing(s).. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Lee's Summit, MO Casino cash: $74986	So, Swami Bump, 25 years from now will the dastardly Hunt family still own the Chiefs? If so, will their hate for the fine city of KC still be alive and thriving, and will they continue to be epic failures in terms of post-1969 SB wins? __________________ Come on Clark Hunt, you can do this... Glass is doing shit over at the K, so if you do something awesome here, this city could go back to having awesomeness abounding in it's teams (and lots of support from the fans too). Come on buddy, do this thing... Last edited by GloryDayz; 12-06-2011 at 07:33 PM..
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12-06-2011, 07:28 PM	#10
Rain Man Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 1.61 KM high city Casino cash: $62676388	Utah will cease to exist. __________________ Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line. Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time. Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame. Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.
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12-06-2011, 07:29 PM	#11
Rain Man Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 1.61 KM high city Casino cash: $62676388	As health care costs continue to rise, crowdsourcing will become an increasingly popular surgical technique. __________________ Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line. Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time. Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame. Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.
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12-06-2011, 07:30 PM	#13
Rain Man Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 1.61 KM high city Casino cash: $62676388	Scientists will genetically merge kittens and Japanese swimsuit models to expand the frontiers of cuteness to previously unimagined levels. __________________ Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line. Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time. Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame. Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.
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12-06-2011, 07:33 PM	#14
Rain Man Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 1.61 KM high city Casino cash: $62676388	Brett Favre will become the all-time passing leader of the Los Angeles Jaguars. __________________ Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line. Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time. Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame. Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.
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