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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! 16 19.05%
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. 6 7.14%
Only if I have jock itch. 26 30.95%
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. 32 38.10%
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. 4 4.76%
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:13 PM  
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Ball Powder

Do you use it? Talc or non-Talc? Name brand? (Gold Bond or some other brand?) If so, what is your recommendation/experience with it?

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Old 04-08-2012, 12:02 AM   #31
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If you notice that your significant other is scratching at his crotch in public or "adjusting" more than should be normal, then he might need ball powder. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, this is not common knowledge in our society. You gals all seem to know everything you ever need to know (and we have absolutely NO interest in) about your plumbing, but that isn't always the case on the other side of the gender gap.
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:09 AM   #32
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Also - WARNING: If you use a generous amount of ball powder, keep your junk away from open flames. Your genitals could go up like the Scarecrow insulting the Wicked Witch of the West. "How bout a little fire scarecrow!" It's dangerous stuff.
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:10 AM   #33
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You don't need that make-up brush or anything. Just get a big handfull of that powder and take it from the back to the front. Takes like two seconds. You'll be happy you did it.
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:12 AM   #34
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You don't need that make-up brush or anything. Just get a big handfull of that powder and take it from the back to the front. Takes like two seconds. You'll be happy you did it.
That's how I did it at first. But the problem was, afterwards the bathroom linoleum looked like Keith Richards just partied all night on it.
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:13 AM   #35
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That's how I did it at first. But the problem was, afterwards the bathroom linoleum looked like Keith Richards just partied all night on it.
That's why we have brooms.
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:18 AM   #36
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That's why we have brothers girlfriends makeup brushes.
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:19 AM   #37
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That's why we have brothers girlfriends makeup brushes.
Point taken.
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Old 04-08-2012, 01:17 AM   #38
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That's how I did it at first. But the problem was, afterwards the bathroom linoleum looked like Keith Richards just partied all night on it.


I've done that before.

I also do the back to forth but I do it in the bathtub so I can just rinse the excess powder away.
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Old 04-08-2012, 02:53 AM   #39
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That's how I did it at first. But the problem was, afterwards the bathroom linoleum looked like Keith Richards just partied all night on it.


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Old 04-08-2012, 04:16 AM   #40
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I just use baby powder.
It works wonders.
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:20 AM   #41
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Keeps you from getting all sticky and sweaty and smelly down there. It's like a Tic Tac for your nuts.


That's a classic!!!
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:21 AM   #42
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I just use baby powder.
It works wonders.
Up until now, I've done the same, but I might have to look into this Gold Bond stuff.
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:43 AM   #43
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:54 AM   #44
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I use Gold Bond Xtra Lotion on the Hasidick Rabbi, it's like a fresh scented pomade.
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:07 AM   #45
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Baby powder? Nothing says "sexy" like smelling like a diaper.

BTW, when using gold bond, make sure to not use the foot powder (blue bottle) on your beans. The cooling effect is a little more intense than a set marbles is equipped for.

I wish I could find something with more of a male scent, like talcum powder back in the day. I think that's a market Axe needs to tap.
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