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Old 04-12-2012, 06:47 PM  
Archie F. Swin Archie F. Swin is offline
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Do they make underwear for men with BALLS?!

I need supportive drawers! It's entirely possible that, at age 39, I have the nut sack of a 70 year old, but GAWD DAMN I'm tired of my junk fallin out all over the place just by doing something as simple as jumping in my jeep. Am I gonna have to start wearing a ****ing jock everyday? I want some underwear that keep my balls in place. Women get lift and support from their bras, right? I WANT THAT for my balls, support! Surely there are men out there who don't like their balls slippin out their draws all the time, right? Help me Chiefsplanet! Help me keep my balls to myself!!

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Old 04-12-2012, 07:36 PM   #31
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Careful Nick posted something like this on Scout a few years back and ended up with Clayton.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:41 PM   #32
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:44 PM   #33
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:56 PM   #34
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Ummm....no. Maybe the first week. After that, balls all over the place .

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Old 04-12-2012, 08:00 PM   #35
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I would suggest grandma panties. They keep Clayton's over stretched labia in check.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:21 PM   #36
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:25 PM   #37
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You might keep an eye out for whatever gloves the Chiefs have Dexter sporting come camp. I'm sure they will promote ball control.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:26 PM   #38
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:28 PM   #39
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:30 PM   #40
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:33 PM   #41
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If anyone finds a good pair of boxer briefs that have leggings that stay down and don't stretch out too easily, let me know.

Cuz the pairs I have now are just far too weak for my thunderous thighs. It's like trying to arrest a grizzly bear with handcuffs made out of linguini. The bear is gonna find it's way out quickly and with ease.

It's the opposite of the problem that some women have with keeping their pantyhose from rolling down. Someone needs to devise a type of garter belt for keeping mens boxer brief leggings down.
I had the same problem and couldn't stand the riding up. I decided to spend extra money and bought some Jockey boxer/briefs. They have a great soft feel but some spandex in them throughout that helps them stay in place. They feel awesome. I know not everyone want to spend $20 for 2 briefs but I just like them too much. I wash them and just air dry instead of drying and they last a lot longer that way.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:47 PM   #42
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:49 PM   #43
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I need supportive drawers! It's entirely possible that, at age 39, I have the nut sack of a 70 year old, but GAWD DAMN I'm tired of my junk fallin out all over the place just by doing something as simple as jumping in my jeep. Am I gonna have to start wearing a ****ing jock everyday? I want some underwear that keep my balls in place. Women get lift and support from their bras, right? I WANT THAT for my balls, support! Surely there are men out there who don't like their balls slippin out their draws all the time, right? Help me Chiefsplanet! Help me keep my balls to myself!!


C'mon Archie, you don't need to get so teste.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:56 PM   #44
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Try these...They're expensive but they last I still wear the 1st pairs I bought 4 yrs ago and they're all I wear now, I like the 9"....and if any of you have athlete's foot, UA socks are the best damn thing out there

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Old 04-12-2012, 08:58 PM   #45
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