2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread

[Reerun_KC]

I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track.

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here)

2012 touch total
35 touches
15 left for the clownsuit again
* Needs to average 1.875 touches a game

Week 1 Atlanta
6 for 82

Week 2 Buffalo
4 for 32

Week 3 New Orleans
4 for 33

Week 4 San Diego
2 for 6

Week 5 Baltimore
0 for 0

Week 6 Tampa Bay
6 for 39

Week 7
Bye

Week 8 Oakland
8 for 69 1 TD

Week 9 San Diego
6 for 34

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[King_Chief_Fan]

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track.

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here)

Pre-Arizona
Receiving 3-45

Pre-St. Louis
Receiving 3-23

Pre-Seattle
7-61 1TD

4-5 touches per game? sounds right

[King_Chief_Fan]

Originally Posted by beach tribe

I made a sig bet with Clay a cpl months ago.
Said Dex would have 40+ catches. If he gets 40 I have his sig for 6months, If he gets 50 I have it for a year. If he gets under 20 he has mine for a year. And that kicks in AFTER he gets his sig back after he loses his 300 touches for Charles bet. He's not gonna have his sig or Av for a LOOOOOONG time. What an idiot.

Clay the welcher?..you best examine your bet very closely, he always finds a way to squirm free/welch.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by SNR

He unprecedentedly learned some powerful ins and outs of the slot WR position. His routes are crisp, and he's doing a good job consistently getting open underneath to serve as Cassel's safety binky.

Props to the guy. I did not expect his re-transition back to WR to go this smoothly. It took Dante Hall far longer to become the WR that he was.

However, he still sucks ass at making people miss, and it's not like he's the speediest ****er in the NFL. The whole "give him the ball in space!" mantra is still retarded as ****. But that's not a fault of Dexter; it's more a criticism of some football fans and the coaching staff. I like what he's been doing this offseason. Proved me wrong about being an effective guy who can get open. He's an asset to the offense.

That's it in a nutshell.

Weve been hearing for three years now that he's playmaker, and that simply is not true.

[Chiefnj2]

Originally Posted by milkman

That's it in a nutshell.

Weve been hearing for three years now that he's playmaker, and that simply is not true.

Suck it up and admit you were wrong about Dex.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by Chiefnj2

Suck it up and admit you were wrong about Dex.

I said that Dexter is neither excetionally fast, nor elusive.

He's not a playmaker.

Has he proven those statements to be false?

If you say anything other than no, then you are a lying bitch.

So, no I have not been wrong about Dexter McCluster.

[Art Vader]

[Micjones]

Originally Posted by milkman

I said that Dexter is neither excetionally fast, nor elusive.

He's not a playmaker.

Has he proven those statements to be false?

If you say anything other than no, then you are a lying bitch.

So, no I have not been wrong about Dexter McCluster.

The real question should be, can he be productive?
Not every player at an offensive skill position is exceptionally fast and/or elusive.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by Micjones

The real question should be, can he be productive?
Not every player at an offensive skill position is exceptionally fast and/or elusive.

And I never said that he can't be productive.

My arguments have always been against the people that have labeled him a playmaker.

[Reerun_KC]

Will be fun to see how this thread stacks up over the year.

[Micjones]

Originally Posted by milkman

And I never said that he can't be productive.

My arguments have always been against the people that have labeled him a playmaker.

I'm hearing different things.
On the one hand you suggest that he's neither fast or elusive.
On the other you say he's not a playmaker.

You've condeded that he can be productive though.

From my vantage point... Derrick Johnson is a playmaker. Jovan Belcher is productive.

You're simply saying he's no Derrick Johnson, yes?
If he can be Jovan Belcher, would you be satisfied?
(Not being a smartass here. Those are two honest questions.)

[Chiefnj2]

Originally Posted by milkman

And I never said that he can't be productive.

My arguments have always been against the people that have labeled him a playmaker.

Was he a "playmaker" against Seattle?

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by Micjones

The real question should be, can he be productive?
Not every player at an offensive skill position is exceptionally fast and/or elusive.

This is all I ever said. I believe that he can and will produce, and that he has a role on this team.
Also that he's not as bad people act like he is. If he had been taken later in the draft people would not have such a negative view of him.

[Micjones]

I think we should define the term "playmaker".
Does that mean 'can make plays' or 'consistently makes plays'?

[Micjones]

Originally Posted by beach tribe

This is all I ever said. I believe that he can and will produce, and that he has a role on this team.

At this point that's getting tougher and tougher for his detractors to deny.