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Old 04-12-2012, 06:47 PM  
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Do they make underwear for men with BALLS?!

I need supportive drawers! It's entirely possible that, at age 39, I have the nut sack of a 70 year old, but GAWD DAMN I'm tired of my junk fallin out all over the place just by doing something as simple as jumping in my jeep. Am I gonna have to start wearing a ****ing jock everyday? I want some underwear that keep my balls in place. Women get lift and support from their bras, right? I WANT THAT for my balls, support! Surely there are men out there who don't like their balls slippin out their draws all the time, right? Help me Chiefsplanet! Help me keep my balls to myself!!

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Old 09-06-2012, 08:34 AM   #61
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Lol, the guys name in the video is even "mr. swin". See the 25 second mark.
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:07 AM   #62
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:13 AM   #63
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:28 AM   #64
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:38 AM   #65
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:45 AM   #66
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:57 AM   #67
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As a single-nutter, I have to get all my drawers tailor-fitted. Only thing that keeps me from walking around in circles all day.
can't you just have a marble or a ball bearing inserted to kind of level things out?
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:59 AM   #68
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:01 AM   #69
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:01 AM   #70
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:02 AM   #71
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:02 AM   #72
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:04 AM   #73
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never seen it...is it about 1-nutters?
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:10 AM   #74
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Archie, if boxer briefs aren't gettin it done, then you have more of a surgical option. You need a sackotomy.
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:18 PM   #75
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Archie, if boxer briefs aren't gettin it done, then you have more of a surgical option. You need a sackotomy.
If the tighty whities aren't getting it done, you have some problems.
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