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Old 08-19-2012, 10:53 PM  
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2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread

I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track.

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here)

2012 touch total
35 touches
15 left for the clownsuit again
* Needs to average 1.875 touches a game

Week 1 Atlanta
6 for 82

Week 2 Buffalo
4 for 32

Week 3 New Orleans
4 for 33

Week 4 San Diego
2 for 6

Week 5 Baltimore
0 for 0

Week 6 Tampa Bay
6 for 39

Week 7
Bye

Week 8 Oakland
8 for 69 1 TD

Week 9 San Diego
6 for 34

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Old 09-10-2012, 09:57 PM   #166
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Old 09-10-2012, 09:57 PM   #167
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Old 09-10-2012, 09:58 PM   #168
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But if DMC catches a pass on 3rd and 1 you are done forever.
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Old 09-10-2012, 09:59 PM   #169
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But if DMC catches a pass on 3rd and 1 you are done forever.
He has to catch it one yard past the first down marker.

And it has to be completely uncontested.

I'm safe.
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:01 PM   #170
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But if DMC catches a pass on 3rd and 1 you are done forever.
He just has to be on the field for 3rd and 1 right?
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:02 PM   #171
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I think he has to do a backflip over the LB then trampoline through the goal posts and into the crowd.
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:03 PM   #172
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He just has to be on the field for 3rd and 1 right?
No.
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:03 PM   #173
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4th quarter
3rd and 1 - (12:52) 7-M.Cassel pass short left intended for 81-T.Moeaki INTERCEPTED by 54-S.Nicholas [93-R.Edwards] at KC 34. 54-S.Nicholas to KC 31 for 3 yards (81-T.Moeaki).


Hmmmmm DMC was probably on the field.. can't rewatch games on my direcTV app

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Old 09-10-2012, 10:05 PM   #174
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3rd and 1 - (12:52) 7-M.Cassel pass short left intended for 81-T.Moeaki INTERCEPTED by 54-S.Nicholas [93-R.Edwards] at KC 34. 54-S.Nicholas to KC 31 for 3 yards (81-T.Moeaki).

Hmmmmm DMC was probably on the field.. can't rewatch games on my direcTV app
Of course he wasn't. There's no reason for that midget to be on the field in short yardage.

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Of course he wasn't. There's no reason for that midget to be on the field in short yardage.

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No... I quoted him earlier in this thread. DMC has to catch a pass past the LOS on 3rd and 1. He also has to catch the ball uncontested.

Basically, we are looking for a quick slant on 3rd and 1 where Dex isn't tackled as he catches the ball.

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Of course he wasn't. There's no reason for that midget to be on the field in short yardage.
I can think of 2 or 3 times he was on the field on 3rd and 1. Twice for sure. He just didn't get the ball. It will happen though.
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No... I quoted him earlier in this thread. DMC has to catch a pass past the LOS on 3rd and 1. He also has to catch the ball uncontested.

Basically, we are looking for a quick slant on 3rd and 1 where Dex isn't tackled as he catches the ball.
Has to be a two-yard pass.

Has to be uncontested. No one trying to prevent the completion.
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