Chiefs 2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread - Page 12

Reerun_KC · 07:41 AM

I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track.

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here)

2012 touch total
35 touches
15 left for the clownsuit again
* Needs to average 1.875 touches a game

Week 1 Atlanta
6 for 82

Week 2 Buffalo
4 for 32

Week 3 New Orleans
4 for 33

Week 4 San Diego
2 for 6

Week 5 Baltimore
0 for 0

Week 6 Tampa Bay
6 for 39

Week 7
Bye

Week 8 Oakland
8 for 69 1 TD

Week 9 San Diego
6 for 34

**pr_capone** · 09-10-2012, 09:57 PM

There needs to be a rule about 18 assholes using the same animated .gif as an av.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 09-10-2012, 09:57 PM

Chiefs have to win 10 of their last 15 games for me to lose the real bet.

LOOKING GOOD FOR ME SO FAR

**pr_capone** · 09-10-2012, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

Chiefs have to win 10 of their last 15 games for me to lose the real bet.

LOOKING GOOD FOR ME SO FAR

But if DMC catches a pass on 3rd and 1 you are done forever.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 09-10-2012, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone

But if DMC catches a pass on 3rd and 1 you are done forever.

He has to catch it one yard past the first down marker.

And it has to be completely uncontested.

I'm safe.

Reerun_KC · 09-10-2012, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone

But if DMC catches a pass on 3rd and 1 you are done forever.

He just has to be on the field for 3rd and 1 right?

PGM · 09-10-2012, 10:02 PM

I think he has to do a backflip over the LB then trampoline through the goal posts and into the crowd.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 09-10-2012, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

He just has to be on the field for 3rd and 1 right?

No.

**QuikSsurfer** · 09-10-2012, 10:03 PM

4th quarter
3rd and 1 - (12:52) 7-M.Cassel pass short left intended for 81-T.Moeaki INTERCEPTED by 54-S.Nicholas [93-R.Edwards] at KC 34. 54-S.Nicholas to KC 31 for 3 yards (81-T.Moeaki).

Hmmmmm DMC was probably on the field.. can't rewatch games on my direcTV app

I don't want you to leave forever

I just want to make you suffer. Stay alive, don't text and drive.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 09-10-2012, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

4th quarter
3rd and 1 - (12:52) 7-M.Cassel pass short left intended for 81-T.Moeaki INTERCEPTED by 54-S.Nicholas [93-R.Edwards] at KC 34. 54-S.Nicholas to KC 31 for 3 yards (81-T.Moeaki).

Hmmmmm DMC was probably on the field.. can't rewatch games on my direcTV app

Of course he wasn't. There's no reason for that midget to be on the field in short yardage.

**QuikSsurfer** · 09-10-2012, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

Of course he wasn't. There's no reason for that midget to be on the field in short yardage.

Oh it'll happen!!!

**pr_capone** · 09-10-2012, 10:07 PM

No... I quoted him earlier in this thread. DMC has to catch a pass past the LOS on 3rd and 1. He also has to catch the ball uncontested.

Basically, we are looking for a quick slant on 3rd and 1 where Dex isn't tackled as he catches the ball.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

Of course he wasn't. There's no reason for that midget to be on the field in short yardage.

I can think of 2 or 3 times he was on the field on 3rd and 1. Twice for sure. He just didn't get the ball. It will happen though.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 09-10-2012, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone

No... I quoted him earlier in this thread. DMC has to catch a pass past the LOS on 3rd and 1. He also has to catch the ball uncontested.

Basically, we are looking for a quick slant on 3rd and 1 where Dex isn't tackled as he catches the ball.

Has to be a two-yard pass.

Has to be uncontested. No one trying to prevent the completion.

TrueFanDave · 09-10-2012, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone

There needs to be a rule about 18 assholes using the same animated .gif as an av.

Join in the fun...

BossChief · 09-10-2012, 10:10 PM

I wonder who they cut tomorrow to make room for Hali.

Its probably gonna be someone that was inactive, but I think it should be Reeves, Oconnell or Eachus.

PGM · 09-10-2012, 10:10 PM

Better be that POS Reeves

08-19-2012, 10:53 PM
Reerun_KC Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kansas Jayhawks Casino cash: $2423887	2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track. So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here) 2012 touch total 35 touches 15 left for the clownsuit again * Needs to average 1.875 touches a game Week 1 Atlanta 6 for 82 Week 2 Buffalo 4 for 32 Week 3 New Orleans 4 for 33 Week 4 San Diego 2 for 6 Week 5 Baltimore 0 for 0 Week 6 Tampa Bay 6 for 39 Week 7 Bye Week 8 Oakland 8 for 69 1 TD Week 9 San Diego 6 for 34 Last edited by Reerun_KC; 11-07-2012 at 07:41 AM..
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QuikSsurfer Got swag? Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Madison, MS Casino cash: $97698	4th quarter 3rd and 1 - (12:52) 7-M.Cassel pass short left intended for 81-T.Moeaki INTERCEPTED by 54-S.Nicholas [93-R.Edwards] at KC 34. 54-S.Nicholas to KC 31 for 3 yards (81-T.Moeaki). Hmmmmm DMC was probably on the field.. can't rewatch games on my direcTV app I don't want you to leave forever I just want to make you suffer. Stay alive, don't text and drive. __________________
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