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Old 08-19-2012, 10:53 PM  
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2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread

I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track.

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here)

2012 touch total
35 touches
15 left for the clownsuit again
* Needs to average 1.875 touches a game

Week 1 Atlanta
6 for 82

Week 2 Buffalo
4 for 32

Week 3 New Orleans
4 for 33

Week 4 San Diego
2 for 6

Week 5 Baltimore
0 for 0

Week 6 Tampa Bay
6 for 39

Week 7
Bye

Week 8 Oakland
8 for 69 1 TD

Week 9 San Diego
6 for 34

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Old 09-10-2012, 10:12 PM   #181
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:15 PM   #182
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Has to be a two-yard pass.

Has to be uncontested. No one trying to prevent the completion.
No... you never said two yard pass.

"I'll leave CP forever if Dex catches an uncontested ball a yard past the first down marker on third and 1 in the regular season.

FOREVER."

He can be a quarter of an inch past the first down marker, catch the ball, turn around, get de-cleated, be confined to a wheelchair as a quadrapalegic... and you are gone. You said nothing about two yards.
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:17 PM   #183
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No... you never said two yard pass.

"I'll leave CP forever if Dex catches an uncontested ball a yard past the first down marker on third and 1 in the regular season.

FOREVER."

He can be a quarter of an inch past the first down marker, turn around, get de-cleated, be confined to a wheelchair as a quadrapalegic... and you are gone. You said nothing about two yards.
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:19 PM   #184
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No... you never said two yard pass.

"I'll leave CP forever if Dex catches an uncontested ball a yard past the first down marker on third and 1 in the regular season.

FOREVER."

He can be a quarter of an inch past the first down marker, catch the ball, turn around, get de-cleated, be confined to a wheelchair as a quadrapalegic... and you are gone. You said nothing about two yards.
Read it again, dumbass.

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a yard past the first down marker on third and 1
That's a two yard pass.
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:20 PM   #185
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Also, you made no distinction as to whether it happened this year or three years down the line. You said... "in the regular season". I don't often bookmark the things people say when they are making a "bet" but I am making an exception for this one.
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:20 PM   #186
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:21 PM   #187
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Read it again, dumbass.



That's a two yard pass.
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:22 PM   #188
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Clay cant leave, what about all our GIFS?
He ain't the only mother****er on the planet that can make moving pictures...
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:25 PM   #190
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He ain't the only mother****er on the planet that can make moving pictures...
No shit. I did the torrents of games for this board for a season and a half. Getting the video onto a computer then editing down to a .gif isn't rocket science. Ain't really nothing to it... just a matter of having the time.
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:26 PM   #191
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No shit. I did the torrents of games for this board for a season and a half. Getting the video onto a computer then editing down to a .gif isn't rocket science. Ain't really nothing to it... just a matter of having the time.
Exactly. And apparently he has all the time in the world
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Also, you made no distinction as to whether it happened this year or three years down the line.
He won't even be on the roster when Pioli is fired.

But go ahead. Bookmark it.

Dex does that at any point in the history of humankind, I'm GONE.
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:33 PM   #193
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He won't even be on the roster when Pioli is fired.

But go ahead. Bookmark it.

Dex does that at any point in the history of humankind, I'm GONE.
You are going to be upset when Pioli is not fired. You have built this light at the end of the tunnel situation that most likely doesn't exist.
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:36 PM   #194
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You are going to be upset when Pioli is not fired. You have built this light at the end of the tunnel situation that most likely doesn't exist.
I have to believe in something.

If Clark is truly a businessman, he will fire the asshole costing him business.
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:39 PM   #195
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He won't even be on the roster when Pioli is fired.

But go ahead. Bookmark it.

Dex does that at any point in the history of humankind, I'm GONE.
Done.

I'm curious. Why uncontested? If anything it would be more difficult, therefore unlikely, that he would make that catch? I understand that KC is built to run in that situation but it doesn't preclude them throwing. In fact, I would argue that if they do throw in that situation... the most likely target would be Dex in the slot.


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I have to believe in something.

If Clark is truly a businessman, he will fire the asshole costing him business.

Your best case scenario happens... who is the next GM?
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