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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists
Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



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Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
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Old 09-10-2012, 12:21 AM   #106
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it's turtles all the way down
1 if by land and 2 if by sea.
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Old 09-10-2012, 07:05 AM   #107
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1 if by land and 2 if by sea.
The way Kent Hovind has been eviscerated in this thread its hard to image you have the cajones to actually post in it. I assume you have not viewed any of the videos.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 09-10-2012, 07:06 AM   #108
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 09-10-2012, 08:50 AM   #109
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The way Kent Hovind has been eviscerated in this thread its hard to image you have the cajones to actually post in it. I assume you have not viewed any of the videos.
I've seen it all before, all by GOD haters. It's the same old song and dance.
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I've seen it all before, all by GOD haters. It's the same old song and dance.
So you didn't watch. Got it.
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Old 09-10-2012, 08:54 AM   #111
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So you didn't watch. Got it.
Nope.
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I've seen it all before, all by GOD haters. It's the same old song and dance.
Is this the God that kills millions of people in the bible (including 1st born children in Egypt) but somehow has a problem getting rid of Satan(Shit, God gave him his own kingdom )?
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Old 09-10-2012, 08:55 AM   #113
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Is this the God that kills millions of people in the bible (including 1st born children in Egypt) but somehow has a problem getting rid of Satan(Shit, God gave him his own kingdom )?
meh? GOD doesn't have a problem getting rid of Satan, that's the dumbest comment i've seen in quite a while.
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meh? GOD doesn't have a problem getting rid of Satan, that's the dumbest comment i've seen in quite a while.
So why wait until judgment day to get rid of the root of all evil? Why does God have to build an army? Why does there need to be a war?
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So why wait until judgment day to get rid of the root of all evil? Why does God have to build an army? Why does there need to be a war?
Judgement day happened yesterday, today and tomorrow. What army are you speaking of? What is the root of all evil? Satan? I think not, the spirit of iniquity is however.
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I think it's great how widely attacked Hovind is, must be having an effect.
He's widely attacked because what he is saying is stupid. The effect he is having is negative because some people are going to think all believers are just like him, and dismiss their views.
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He's widely attacked because what he is saying is stupid. The effect he is having is negative because some people are going to think all believers are just like him, and dismiss their views.
So everyone of a particular belief is exactly the same? Since when do religious folk not have the ability to use their brain? Just because you're a Christian doesn't mean you check your brain at the door, quite the contrary. Mr. Hovind is doing the Lords work.
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So everyone of a particular belief is exactly the same? Since when do religious folk not have the ability to use their brain? Just because you're a Christian doesn't mean you check your brain at the door, quite the contrary. Mr. Hovind is doing the Lords work.
People that follow Hovind don't use their brain. This is pretty well established and easy to see by others regardless of their religious views.
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It is not Hovind use of brain that is under attack, he is a clever entertainer, it is the lack of any evidence presently of a lot of what he describes. Sure we have ice circling planets but not as a sphere, but as pieces in a very flat ring. High oxygen does speed up lots of biological systems. But that means burning the candle faster so death comes quicker not longer. Oxygen in high doses means easy fires in the environment and free radicals in one's body. It just doesn't make sense with how the earth operates presently.

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