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Old 07-21-2012, 02:57 AM  
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The Declaration Of Independence, MO - The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel

The Declaration Of Independence, MO


The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel


When in the course of football events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the fandom bands which have connected them with a Quarterback, and to assume among the Powers of the NFL, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Football and of the NFL's Goodell entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Quarterbacks are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Unalienable Talents, that among these are Arm Strength, Accuracy and the Pursuit of Championships.

That to secure these talents, Quarterbacks are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the Consent of the Fanbase, That whenever any Form of Quarterback becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Quarterbacks, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Attendance At Arrowhead and Hope For A Championship.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Quarterbacks Long Established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably The Same Offense evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to Throw Off Such Quarterbacks, and to provide new Guards (however, neither left nor right) for their Future Rooting Interests.

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Chiefs Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Offense. The history of the present Quarterback is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an Absolute Run-First Offense over the State of Missouri.


To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


Cassel 3:16


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Playoff Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


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Winning Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


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Cassel Lacks Deep Passing Ability


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Cassel Makes Offensive Linemen Worse


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Cassel Struggles Against Good Defenses At An Alarming Rate


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Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate


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We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Chiefs Fans, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme GM of Arrowhead for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Chiefs, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Chiefs fans are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel.

That they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Patriot Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of New England, is and ought to be totally dissolved.

And that as Free and Independent Chiefs Fans, they have full Power to levy Boos, conclude Peace, contract Alliances with Dwayne Bowe, establish Commerce with Top Five Picks, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Fans may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Playoff Fortunes and our Sacred Fandom.


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This post made possible by SNR, Coogs and The Gang Of 14.
Statistics compiled by ESPN, PFF and PFR

Dedicated to 'Hamas' Jenkins, our Patrick Henry, who said "Give Me Sanchez, Or Give Me Death."









For further details, please review The Pioli Facts.

The Declaration has been updated with statistics from 2012 and FINALIZED. Remove Matt Cassel from Kansas City. FOREVER.

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Old 09-13-2012, 06:12 PM   #376
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I just went back and found it. About 5:06 in the 1st Quarter.
yes a pass to his left on an out route. The announcers comments that it may have been tipped, but I watched it in slow-mo and it doesn't appear to have been.

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Old 09-13-2012, 07:53 PM   #377
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:08 PM   #378
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Matt Casshole is part of the problem, I hate Matt Casshole
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:21 PM   #379
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You're thinking about the pass to Breaston to the left sideline.


CR, I have a request. Do you remember that deep pass Cassel made to Bowe against Indy, I am not sure if it was 11 or 10 season, I think it was 11, where the ball was about 20 yards underthrown. That is a great Casshole pass.
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:41 PM   #380
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This place is gonna be a ****ing MADHOUSE if Cassel plays the rest of the year like he did that Atlanta first half.
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:47 PM   #381
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This place is gonna be a ****ing MADHOUSE if Cassel plays the rest of the year like he did that Atlanta first half.
If he doesn't complete a single pass over 22 yards for the rest of the year, it's gonna be a mad house?
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Old 09-14-2012, 05:58 AM   #382
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This place is gonna be a ****ing MADHOUSE if Cassel plays the rest of the year like he did that Atlanta first half.
but he won't
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:00 AM   #383
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but he won't
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:46 AM   #384
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:08 AM   #385
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This place is gonna be a ****ing MADHOUSE if Cassel plays the rest of the year like he did that Atlanta first half.
ain't no way that's happening, i mean were talking about Matt Cassel here.
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:46 AM   #387
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If you take away the fumble (that really wasn't all his fault, thats totally on the refs and Albert) and the Moeaki pick (which also wasn't his fault...ball placement was just just fine) he had a good game. Good zip and accuracy on his passes and he showed some poise on some of his throws.

Lets not act like the guy had a terrible game.

Sorry, but that's objective.
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:51 AM   #388
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If you take away the fumble (that really wasn't all his fault, thats totally on the refs and Albert) and the Moeaki pick (which also wasn't his fault...ball placement was just just fine) he had a good game. Good zip and accuracy on his passes and he showed some poise on some of his throws.

Lets not act like the guy had a terrible game.

Sorry, but that's objective.
If, if, if...wouldn't it be nice JUST ONCE to say he had a good game without a bunch of stupid caveats?
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If you take away the fumble (that really wasn't all his fault, thats totally on the refs and Albert) and the Moeaki pick (which also wasn't his fault...ball placement was just just fine) he had a good game. Good zip and accuracy on his passes and he showed some poise on some of his throws.

Lets not act like the guy had a terrible game.

Sorry, but that's objective.
Sorry, but I'm firmly entrenched in the belief that Matt Cassel causes as many of the drops/tipped pass interceptions as his receivers do.

When you are constantly throwing it high, slightly behind, not in stride, to the wrong spot, your receivers are not going to be able to make clean catches.

In 2010, I started noticing that Cassel couldn't hit guys in stride. They never caught the ball with two hands extended in front of their face mask without slowing down or stopping. Why? Because Cassel never put it there. That was the moment I lost faith in him.

I never want to hear about completion percentage. Show me a QB throwing on a crossing route, and I'll tell you immediately if he's accurate or not. Cassel could throw for 70% completion, but he'll never be accurate.
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If, if, if...wouldn't it be nice JUST ONCE to say he had a good game without a bunch of stupid caveats?
You think its fair to place the blame on Cassel for things out of his control?

Let's be real here, Cassel had a good game against a very talented defense.

It's true.
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