You have sex 85 times a year

[R8ers]

You have sex 85 times a year, according to a 2007 Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey. (Americans are far behind the Greeks, who averaged 164 times a year, and the Brazilians, who averaged 145 times year. The Japanese averaged only 48 times)

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[Dayze]

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Dude I'm single. At my age it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Please tell me there is some sort of "telescope" innuendo for sex/as a pickup line. And if so.....please share with the group.

[boogblaster]

couple times a week in the old days .. been married for 30 years .. couple times a year more like it now .. its a process .....

[Bump]

I need to go to Brazil, I love me some of them women and they are totally DTF

[Rain Man]

How do they count threesomes? An argument could be made for counting it as one or as two. Or even more, depending on what happened.

[Dayze]

Well in that case.......yeah, nothin

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

How do they count threesomes? An argument could be made for counting it as one or as two. Or even more, depending on what happened.

What about a threesome w/ a midget? 1.5?

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Bump

I need to go to Brazil, I love me some of them women and they are totally DTF

My boss is Brazilian and that's what he says. Claims he doesn't even try when he's there and always bitches about how American girls are stuck up

[Saccopoo]

I'm thinking that the sex in the parking lot of the bar, which I've deemed the only sex I'll have at this point, is, perhaps,...for a lack of a better word...bad?

Sure...it's raw, it's ... okay, it's skanky shit that...I can't justify it.

But I'm only banging hot chicks in my front seat.

Is that okay?

[RedNFeisty]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

My boss is Brazilian and that's what he says. Claims he doesn't even try when he's there and always bitches about how American girls are stuck up

Brazilian is my favorite. Beautiful, sexy women.

I'm not getting the rest of the story though. I don't see why women don't love it just as much as men. Maybe it's because men sort of suck at sex and the women get bored and would rather fall asleep?? Just sayin

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by RedNFeisty

Brazilian is my favorite. Beautiful, sexy women.

I'm not getting the rest of the story though. I don't see why women don't love it just as much as men. Maybe it's because men sort of suck at sex and the women get bored and would rather fall asleep?? Just sayin

That's why I've said it once and I'll say it again. Men need more cowbell. At the very least it will keep the women awake.

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

My boss is Brazilian and that's what he says. Claims he doesn't even try when he's there and always bitches about how American girls are stuck up

One of the hottest girls I know is Brazilian (go figure) and she hates Brazilian guys. Also hates American guys. Says that they are both douche bags.

[RedNFeisty]

Maybe if guys would learn where the g-spot is instead of leaving it to the women, guys would get laid more?? If she is getting off, she is having a great time, if she is having a great time, she is coming back for more.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by RedNFeisty

Brazilian is my favorite. Beautiful, sexy women.

I'm not getting the rest of the story though. I don't see why women don't love it just as much as men. Maybe it's because men sort of suck at sex and the women get bored and would rather fall asleep?? Just sayin

Sorry, I'll clarify.

My boss is from Brazil. He lived there until he was like 20 or something then came to America.

He goes back 3 or 4 times a year, sometimes for months on end.

He says that when he goes to Brazil, he doesn't try to pick up chicks. He claims he doesn't have to, they just come to him. Not because he's some kind of stud, but because there are a lot more women than men and the women aren't as hung up on status as American women are.

He says American women are stuck up, greedy whores that only care about money.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

One of the hottest girls I know is Brazilian (go figure) and she hates Brazilian guys. Also hates American guys. Says that they are both douche bags.

I'm sensing a pattern.

[RedNFeisty]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Sorry, I'll clarify.

My boss is from Brazil. He lived there until he was like 20 or something then came to America.

He goes back 3 or 4 times a year, sometimes for months on end.

He says that when he goes to Brazil, he doesn't try to pick up chicks. He claims he doesn't have to, they just come to him. Not because he's some kind of stud, but because there are a lot more women than men and the women aren't as hung up on status as American women are.

He says American women are stuck up, greedy whores that only care about money.

I completely agree. Brazilian woman are very free and know how to work their shit. They are the greatest thing ever! I would also agree that a lot of sexy american women are greedy whores that are out for money.