2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread

[Reerun_KC]

I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track.

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here)

2012 touch total
35 touches
15 left for the clownsuit again
* Needs to average 1.875 touches a game

Week 1 Atlanta
6 for 82

Week 2 Buffalo
4 for 32

Week 3 New Orleans
4 for 33

Week 4 San Diego
2 for 6

Week 5 Baltimore
0 for 0

Week 6 Tampa Bay
6 for 39

Week 7
Bye

Week 8 Oakland
8 for 69 1 TD

Week 9 San Diego
6 for 34

[jd1020]

3 catches for 28 yards.

1 run for 5 yards.

Cassel throws a terrible high pass and breaks McCluster.

/Clay

Chiefs win.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by jd1020

Cassel throws a terrible high pass and breaks McCluster.

.

Cassel's shit passes hurt McCluster and Hillis today. What a ****ing joke!

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Looks like the balance has swayed in my favor, bitches.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

Looks like the balance has swayed in my favor, bitches.

Not cool.

[Saul Good]

Dex had the longest reception of the game.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Saul Badguy

Dex had the longest reception of the game.

On a ****ing perfectly blocked screen pass, you moron.

That actually sums up what a worthless game he had yesterday.

A screen pass and two 4-yard dumpoffs.

What a ****ing stud.

Week 1 was a mirage.

[Rukdafaidas]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Cassel's shit passes hurt McCluster and Hillis today. What a ****ing joke!

Let's not forget Boss. By week 5, we're going to be out of receivers.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

On a ****ing perfectly blocked screen pass, you moron.

That actually sums up what a worthless game he had yesterday.

A screen pass and two 4-yard dumpoffs.

What a ****ing stud.

Week 1 was a mirage.

Can you give it a rest already?

Let the guy get healthy before you start kicking him again, at least.

JFC

[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

Looks like the balance has swayed in my favor, bitches.

Dude....

[PGM]

The infamy of Cassel grows. Hurting recievers with shitty passes.

[Bob Dole]

So there is no update from the team, but Dexter posted "Feeling good!!!!! Alright Alright" on his Facebook page.

Anyone heard anything else other than, "Dexter has an elbow"?

[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

So there is no update from the team, but Dexter posted "Feeling good!!!!! Alright Alright" on his Facebook page.

Anyone heard anything else other than, "Dexter has an elbow"?

Jesus... ****ing typical.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80.

[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

lol. Love that ****ing show.

[saphojunkie]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

Can you give it a rest already?

Let the guy get healthy before you start kicking him again, at least.

JFC

Dude, when the knock on a player is that he is too small to stay healthy in the NFL, I think calling the guy out for getting injured (again) is legitimate.