2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread

[Reerun_KC]

I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track.

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here)

2012 touch total
35 touches
15 left for the clownsuit again
* Needs to average 1.875 touches a game

Week 1 Atlanta
6 for 82

Week 2 Buffalo
4 for 32

Week 3 New Orleans
4 for 33

Week 4 San Diego
2 for 6

Week 5 Baltimore
0 for 0

Week 6 Tampa Bay
6 for 39

Week 7
Bye

Week 8 Oakland
8 for 69 1 TD

Week 9 San Diego
6 for 34

[Bob Dole]

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Jesus... ****ing typical.

The fb post was 3 hours ago. It's hard to tell with that positive little shit's attitude whether he's really okay or not.

[Reerun_KC]

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

The fb post was 3 hours ago. It's hard to tell with that positive little shit's attitude whether he's really okay or not.

I saw it. I agree -- I wish he'd be a bit more specific. Who knows if his arm/elbow is actually feeling better or if he's just drunk/happy on the holy spirit.
We're not getting any info from the ****ing team or Jesus.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by saphojunkie

Dude, when the knock on a player is that he is too small to stay healthy in the NFL, I think calling the guy out for getting injured (again) is legitimate.

When the injury wasn't due to contact but rather a freak accident caused by landing funny, size has nothing AT ALL to do with it.

So no, it's not legitimate.

[Dave Lane]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

When the injury wasn't due to contact but rather a freak accident caused by landing funny, size has nothing AT ALL to do with it.

So no, it's not legitimate.

Thanks for saving me the explanation of the obvious.

[Chiefnj2]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

When the injury wasn't due to contact but rather a freak accident caused by Cassel's inability to throw a football accurately. Size has nothing AT ALL to do with it.

So no, it's not legitimate.

FYP

[O.city]

Dexter McCluster ‏@dextermccluster
I'm doing fine. Thanks everyone for all the prayers and concern.. #AlrightAlright

[BossChief]

If he plays against SD, that should get him some kind of ironmidget award or something. It's possible he just hyperextended it...but it looked worse than that to me.

I guess we'll see.

[O.city]

That thing will bend along way sometimes without a significant problem. Sometimes not.


I'm a little more interested in Boss and Hudson, TBH.

[NJChiefsFan]

Originally Posted by O.city

That thing will bend along way sometimes without a significant problem. Sometimes not.


I'm a little more interested in Boss and Hudson, TBH.

Yeah no matter what happens results-wise, a young guy like Hudson getting experience is important.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Another day goes by and no update.

Gut feeling is he has a really bad injury.

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

Another day goes by and no update.

Gut feeling is he has a really bad injury.

I am still trying to figure out why we would want him back in the lineup.

We looked 10x better on offense without DM, same goes for Hudson and Hillis

[dannybcaitlyn]

Originally Posted by New World Order

I am still trying to figure out why we would want him back in the lineup.

We looked 10x better on offense without DM, same goes for Hudson and Hillis

The same reason any other offense would want a weapon that creates mismatch problems. Its not his fault that Cassel (0-6 pass 20yrds) can't throw beyond 20 yards and even barely 10.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Originally Posted by New World Order

I am still trying to figure out why we would want him back in the lineup.

We looked 10x better on offense without DM, same goes for Hudson and Hillis

Our defense look better the last three games of last season compared to the first three this season. Would you say the defense plays 10x better without Berry?

[jd1020]

Originally Posted by New World Order

I am still trying to figure out why we would want him back in the lineup.

We looked 10x better on offense without DM, same goes for Hudson and Hillis

We looked better because Baldwin was getting plays. Not because DMC wasn't on the field. It's time for Breaston to take a back seat. He's been useless. Dexter has been the most reliable receiver since pre-season game 1. Oh... and Charles broke one off in the Saints ass, which has nothing to do with the passing game.