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Old 08-19-2012, 10:53 PM  
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2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread

I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track.

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here)

2012 touch total
35 touches
15 left for the clownsuit again
* Needs to average 1.875 touches a game

Week 1 Atlanta
6 for 82

Week 2 Buffalo
4 for 32

Week 3 New Orleans
4 for 33

Week 4 San Diego
2 for 6

Week 5 Baltimore
0 for 0

Week 6 Tampa Bay
6 for 39

Week 7
Bye

Week 8 Oakland
8 for 69 1 TD

Week 9 San Diego
6 for 34

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Old 09-26-2012, 07:27 AM   #346
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Another day goes by and no update.

Gut feeling is he has a really bad injury.

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I am still trying to figure out why we would want him back in the lineup.

We looked 10x better on offense without DM, same goes for Hudson and Hillis

Why would you quote yourself with your own mult?
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:46 AM   #347
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I could care less if he was 5' 2" as long as the guy gets first downs and catches the ball when thrown to him. It was a fluke injury because of yet another poorly thrown pass by Casshole and he tried to take a shit pass and make a positive play out of it.

If this team had a legit NFL caliber QB who could accurately pass the ball downfield, this receiving core would SICK with quality talent 4 deep. The ONLY problem is the QB, not DMC.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:33 AM   #348
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If he plays against SD, that should get him some kind of ironmidget award or something. It's possible he just hyperextended it...but it looked worse than that to me.

I guess we'll see.
Watch the replay, its probably just hyperextended, after he makes the impact with the ground and goes back to its normal location, probably more than likely hyperextended and not broke which would be a blessing in disguise, we should find out some kind of update on Hillis, DMC, and Hudson today.
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:25 AM   #349
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Another day goes by and no update.

Gut feeling is he has a really bad injury.
and yet you are wrong again, will be limited in practice today.
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:26 AM   #350
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and yet you are wrong again, will be limited in practice today.
After seeing the play that's just ****ing amazing. I thought for sure he'd be out a number of weeks minimum...
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:31 AM   #351
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After seeing the play that's just ****ing amazing. I thought for sure he'd be out a number of weeks minimum...
yea i know, but if you go back and watch the play, if it was broken it would not have flexed back to its position so it was just a hyperextended injury which is amazing considering how bad it looked.

i'd be amazed if he plays this week, but at least its not a season ending injury. the guy makes plays period. i dont care what gochiefs says.
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Old 09-26-2012, 12:04 PM   #352
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Dex didn't make a single play the last two weeks.

He's a POS.
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Old 09-26-2012, 12:09 PM   #353
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I'm doing fine. Thanks everyone for all the prayers and concern.. #AlrightAlright
Great, now I picture DMC as an urban Wooderson.

He doesn't hit on HS chicks, does he?
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Old 09-26-2012, 12:17 PM   #354
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Dex didn't make a single play the last two weeks.

He's a POS.
He is our second leading receiver on this team.
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Old 09-26-2012, 12:21 PM   #355
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He is our second leading receiver on this team.
That's because Casshole hates anyone running more than 10 yards down the field.
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That's because Casshole can't hit anyone running more than 10 yards down the field.
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2 catches for 6 yards.



Such a little turd of a playmaker.

Also dug the interception he caused.
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2 catches for 6 yards.



Such a little turd of a playmaker.

Also dug the interception he caused.
They shouldn't of even let him play today. Did you see all that wrap around his arm? I said before I'd rather him sit this one out.
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They shouldn't of even let him play today. Did you see all that wrap around his arm? I said before I'd rather him sit this one out.
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