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Old 10-02-2012, 10:39 AM  
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Officials: Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs


COQUILLE, Ore. — Oregon authorities are investigating how a farmer was eaten by his hogs.
Terry Vance Garner, 69, never returned after he set out to feed his animals last Wednesday on his farm near the Oregon coast, the Coos County district attorney said Monday.
A family member found Garner’s dentures and pieces of his body in the hog enclosure several hours later, but most of his remains had been consumed, District Attorney Paul Frasier said. Several of the hogs weighed 700 pounds or more.
It’s possible Garner had a medical emergency, such as a heart attack, or was knocked over by the animals, then killed and eaten, Frasier said, adding that at least one hog had previously bitten Garner.
The possibility of foul play is being investigated as well.
“For all we know, it was a horrific accident, but it’s so doggone weird that we have to look at all possibilities,” Frasier told The Register-Guard.
A pathologist was unable to identify a cause or manner of death, the newspaper reported. The remains will be examined by a forensic anthropologist at the University of Oregon.
Terry Garner was “a good-hearted guy” who cared for several huge adult sows and a boar named Teddy, said his brother, Michael Garner, 75, of Myrtle Point.
Piglets were typically sold to local 4-H kids.
“Those animals were his life,” Michael Garner said. “He had all kinds of birds, and turkeys that ran all over the place. Everybody knew him.”
Michael Garner said one of the large sows bit his brother last year when he accidentally stepped on a piglet.
“He said he was going to kill it, but when I asked him about it later, he said he had changed his mind,” the brother said.
Domestic hogs are not typically known to be as aggressive as their feral cousins, but “there is some degree of danger associated with any animal,” John Killefer, who heads the Animal and Rangeland Sciences Department at Oregon State University in Corvallis, told the newspaper.
While pigs “are more omnivorous than other farm animals, (such as) cows,” Killefer called the case highly unusual.
Most hogs are raised until they reach a market weight of between 250 and 300 pounds, while breeding female pigs rarely weigh more than 400 pounds, Killefer said.
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Old 10-02-2012, 12:49 PM   #16
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You ever raised pigs? I have and some of them can be the meanest sons o' bitches on the face of the planet.

And they can be predatory if you are between them and food or sex or the hole in the fence.
Yea, ^this. There’s a reason guys hunt pigs with pit bulls.
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Old 10-02-2012, 12:51 PM   #17
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Sorry guys, still here. But thanks for being concerned.
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Old 10-02-2012, 12:55 PM   #18
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Yea, ^this. There’s a reason guys hunt pigs with pit bulls.
We were loading pigs a couple of years ago when one slammed into my wife and broke her leg.

Expensive bacon, that one.
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Old 10-02-2012, 12:58 PM   #19
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Thank goodness, Mr. Hog Farmer. In honor of your return, I have writ you a poetism. And here it is ...

We thought you were dead and by now
You'd be human Purina Pig Chow
But you're back with the group
Not in a pile of pig poop
After coursing your way through a sow

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Old 10-02-2012, 01:01 PM   #20
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Old 10-02-2012, 01:01 PM   #21
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Yea, ^this. There’s a reason guys hunt pigs with pit bulls.
...and there is a reason a few, finish it with nothing but a Bowie. Primal, exhilarating, intoxicating. A moment you never forget, and can't wash off.
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...and there is a reason a few, finish it with nothing but a Bowie. Primal, exhilarating, intoxicating. A moment you never forget, and can't wash off.
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Old 10-02-2012, 01:17 PM   #24
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You ever raised pigs? I have and some of them can be the meanest sons o' bitches on the face of the planet.

And they can be predatory if you are between them and food or sex or the hole in the fence.
I have and I've watched them dine on the carcasses of mammals. They won't even touch it until rigor sets in. I know they're mean but they're also predictable. They aren't going to eat a man unless he's been laying there dead for an hour.
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Old 10-02-2012, 01:18 PM   #25
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My taste for bacon has soured
Now that Mr. Hog Farmer's devoured
He was good at the breeding
And now, after this feeding
His pigs are all Planeteer powered

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I have and I've watched them dine on the carcasses of mammals. They won't even touch it until rigor sets in. I know they're mean but they're also predictable. They aren't going to eat a man unless he's been laying there dead for an hour.
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I entreat you guys to stay far away from pigs. A factoid for you supporters of swine ...

"In the USA and Canada alone, approximately 40 people are killed each year by pigs – six times more than by sharks worldwide."

Those, my pig promoting protagonists, are pig deaths. Deaths by pig. El morte del porko.

Make no mistake, the pig is not your friend.

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Old 10-02-2012, 05:14 PM   #29
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I entreat you guys to stay far away from pigs. A factoid for you supporters of swine ...

"In the USA and Canada alone, approximately 40 people are killed each year by pigs – six times more than by sharks worldwide."

Those, my pig promoting protagonists, are pig deaths. Deaths by pig. El morte del porko.

Make no mistake, the pig is not your friend.

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I have no doubt that people experience death by pig. But, pigs don't hunt people down to eat them. Those deaths are either accidental, defensive, or tramplings.
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