We will BEAT the Ravens

[MahiMike]

We see this story every year don't we? Fans screaming for the heads of the triple-headed monster - GM, Head Coach, QB. The season hanging by a thread. One more loss and they're mathematically eliminated.

And in comes the #1 seed. Smiles already on their faces, knowing they get to pummel the lowly .

But then! Out of nowhere! Comes a force within Arrowhead that is so strong, even Matt Cassel becomes average. And the rest of the team - above average.

The ball will bounce funny. We'll have our day of breaks falling our way. And just as I predicted last year vs. the Packers, we will rise above the noise and...

BEAT THE RAVENS!!!!

(thereby screwing our chances of the next hot QB next draft. But that's not the point here).

Who's with me?

[Munson]

Drugs are bad, mmmkay.

Baltimore is gonna rape Cassel, just like they did in the 2010 playoffs.

[kaplin42]

The only reason I could see a Chiefs win is that Balt. just looks past us and doesn't even play up to half of what they are capable of. If you look past any team in the NFL you will get beat.

But if Balt. actually shows up ready play, expect to have our shit pushed in.

[KC Tattoo]

[KC Tattoo]

[Halfcan]

Originally Posted by FAX

I have to admit, it does fit the pattern, Mr. MahiMike.

It seems our lot in life is to end most seasons in the .500 range. Not good enough to accomplish anything of merit, not bad enough to draft our way out of this mess.

When you consider just how we have performed compared to the Ravens, though, it is unlikely. We are an injured, baby sparrow and the Ravens are the juvenile delinquent who lives down the block who is destined to become a serial murderer and comes across our weak, frail, little bird body as it lies in the grass below our nest and glues our tiny, little feet to the sidewalk, sprays us with lighter fluid, and sets us ablaze.

FAX

[htismaqe]

I fully expect the Chiefs to make it a game, if not win outright. They do that kind of shit all the time.

At the very least, I expect a stat line from Cassel that is something like:
14-18, 127 yards, 1 TD, 0 INTs

And the Chiefs proudly declare that he's "fixed".

[whoman69]

I'm going to keep expectations down. When they rise above expectations, I will rejoice. I'm so enthused about this game that I'm going out for lunch with my wife on gameday.

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

I fully expect the Chiefs to make it a game, if not win outright. They do that kind of shit all the time.

At the very least, I expect a stat line from Cassel that is something like:
14-18, 127 yards, 1 TD, 0 INTs

And the Chiefs proudly declare that he's "fixed".

No way Cassel doesn't turn the ball over at least once.

[Inspector]

Originally Posted by FAX

I have to admit, it does fit the pattern, Mr. MahiMike.

It seems our lot in life is to end most seasons in the .500 range. Not good enough to accomplish anything of merit, not bad enough to draft our way out of this mess.

When you consider just how we have performed compared to the Ravens, though, it is unlikely. We are an injured, baby sparrow and the Ravens are the juvenile delinquent who lives down the block who is destined to become a serial murderer and comes across our weak, frail, little bird body as it lies in the grass below our nest and glues our tiny, little feet to the sidewalk, sprays us with lighter fluid, and sets us ablaze.

FAX

I stopped doing that.

Ran out of lighter fluid.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Inspector

I stopped doing that.

Ran out of lighter fluid.

Just huff it when you watch the game.

Much more enjoyable and the short term memory loss will be a blessing...

[ROYC75]

Originally Posted by Art Vader

no way in hell lol

only way we win is if that banner plane crashes on them

Oh I need a gif of Ray Ray saying, The Plane, The Plane !

[ROYC75]

Originally Posted by kaplin42

The only reason I could see a Chiefs win is that Balt. just looks past us and doesn't even play up to half of what they are capable of. If you look past any team in the NFL you will get beat.

But if Balt. actually shows up ready play, expect to have our shit pushed in.

Balt. has just not gotten the MEMO from NFL Headquarters, we play on MNF !

[ROYC75]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

I fully expect the Chiefs to make it a game, if not win outright. They do that kind of shit all the time.

At the very least, I expect a stat line from Cassel that is something like:
14-18, 127 yards, 1 TD, 0 INTs

And the Chiefs proudly declare that he's "fixed".

Not only myself, you and all of ChiefsNation hopes you are not correct by a fluke game. ( it would be just our luck )

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Frosty

No way Cassel doesn't turn the ball over at least once.

He won't throw it enough for that to happen.

[Lbedrock1]

Originally Posted by MahiMike

We see this story every year don't we? Fans screaming for the heads of the triple-headed monster - GM, Head Coach, QB. The season hanging by a thread. One more loss and they're mathematically eliminated.

And in comes the #1 seed. Smiles already on their faces, knowing they get to pummel the lowly .

But then! Out of nowhere! Comes a force within Arrowhead that is so strong, even Matt Cassel becomes average. And the rest of the team - above average.

The ball will bounce funny. We'll have our day of breaks falling our way. And just as I predicted last year vs. the Packers, we will rise above the noise and...

BEAT THE RAVENS!!!!

(thereby screwing our chances of the next hot QB next draft. But that's not the point here).

Who's with me?

As much as I like this and want it to happen, all I want is a team that is good year after year and competitive in every game even if they don't win them all.