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Old 10-03-2012, 07:10 AM  
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Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow posters, esteemed moderators, lurkers, fans, foes, friends, peeps and lady peeps, I, FAX, have something I would like to say on this, the most momentous of occasions ... "ahem" ...

As many of you are no doubt aware, due to the bold initiatives recently undertaken by Mr. pr_capone and all those brave and magnificent Planeteers who, through the selfless contribution of their talents, time, and financial resources, have and are participating in the Great Arrowhead Insurgency Of 2012, ChiefsPlanet itself has come to the attention of the media ... both local and national.

With this in mind, I would like to suggest that we, the citizens of this great board, populate the lounge's front page with threads that most accurately and veraciously represent the true meaning of ChiefsPlanet and all that it stands for which, as we know, includes honor, purity of heart, respect for the little guy (midgets excepting), goodness, and, of course, nicery.

To that end, might I encourage each and every poster to refrain, for the time being, from referring to another Planeteer as a bacterial infected orangutan vagina or engaging in any other personal or degrading insults that might be interpreted as unwarranted or unseemly unless such derogatory statements are directed toward an imbecile, the Chiefs' front office, the coaching staff, and/or any player(s) literally unable to propel a football more than 5 yards with a semblance of accuracy.

Further, I would like to recommend that bumping threads on topics such as pooping, sleep or night pooping, pooping in error, and persistent difficulty with pooping be temporarily curtailed. Also, I would like to suggest that we avoid any topics associated with the mad poet William Carlos Williams as well as polls (both public and otherwise) on subjects such as spider island and one's personal preference in the configuration, size, and/or color of the female nipple. For, as we are all aware, a message board has only one opportunity to make a first impression.

And so, my friends, let us join together in common and righteous endeavor to insure that, once fame has been achieved, we may hold our heads high in the certain and secure knowledge that we have conducted ourselves before the public at large in a manner consistent with the very highest standards of excellence that ChiefsPlanet represents and that no man may ever say that, in our finest hour, we didn't try our damnest not to slam our dicks in the refrigerator door.

Thank you for your time and attention.

FAX

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Old 10-03-2012, 12:15 PM   #31
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:46 PM   #32
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Also, I didn't see anything about the butthole licking thread. I assume (heh) that's ok to bump that one?
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:47 PM   #33
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With this in mind, I would like to suggest that we, the citizens of this great board, populate the lounge's front page with threads that most accurately and veraciously represent the true meaning of ChiefsPlanet and all that it stands for...To that end, might I encourage each and every poster to refrain, for the time being...bumping threads on topics such as pooping, sleep or night pooping, pooping in error, and persistent difficulty with pooping be temporarily curtailed.
You're being very inconsistent here. Poop thread is what we are all about.
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:49 PM   #34
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Considering that the topic of discussion there was one of THE biggest reasons for creating the Planet in the first place...
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:50 PM   #35
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I'm going to go hug a clown Mr. Fax. Ok, well maybe not hug but I'll certainly give it a hardy hand shake and even try to make eye contact while doing so.

It's for the greater good.
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:51 PM   #36
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:50 PM   #38
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