Chiefs We will BEAT the Ravens - Page 8

MahiMike · 10-03-2012, 05:47 AM

We see this story every year don't we? Fans screaming for the heads of the triple-headed monster - GM, Head Coach, QB. The season hanging by a thread. One more loss and they're mathematically eliminated.

And in comes the #1 seed. Smiles already on their faces, knowing they get to pummel the lowly

.

But then! Out of nowhere! Comes a force within Arrowhead that is so strong, even Matt Cassel becomes average. And the rest of the team - above average.

The ball will bounce funny. We'll have our day of breaks falling our way. And just as I predicted last year vs. the Packers, we will rise above the noise and...

BEAT THE RAVENS!!!!

(thereby screwing our chances of the next hot QB next draft. But that's not the point here).

Who's with me?

PGM · 10-03-2012, 04:37 PM

Cassel go ahead TD pass and a TV shot to ***** with a woody on the sideline.

teedubya · 10-03-2012, 04:49 PM

The Chiefs are predicted to only lose by 7? Jesus. I need to call a bookie or something and back up the truck on my savings.

Radar Chief · 10-03-2012, 04:53 PM

Put it to you this way: I'm not sitting Ray Rice out of fear he won't run up a monster score against the Career Day defense.
Might even go pickup Boldin, he's available in our league.

Chiefs Pantalones · 10-03-2012, 04:58 PM

We are not only damaged physically, but emotionally and mentally. There is no confidence and you can see it. This team doesn't believe it can win with who is under center. So tell me how we win this game?

Death2CasselFans · 10-03-2012, 05:02 PM

Weeden > Cassel

Reason Cleveland didnt get blown out is because their rookie QB is better. He threw a pick six but still hung on. Casshole on the hand calls it quit when things get tough. Or waits until garbage time against prevent defense.

Radar Chief · 10-03-2012, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief

Put it to you this way: I'm not sitting Ray Rice out of fear he won't run up a monster score against the Career Day defense.
Might even go pickup Boldin, he's available in our league.

Oops, too late.

htismaqe · 10-03-2012, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya

The Chiefs are predicted to only lose by 7? Jesus. I need to call a bookie or something and back up the truck on my savings.

The fix is in.

We're the patsy of the NFL. We'll do just good enough to keep ***** and his band of stooges around but not enough to actually, you know, get to play with the cool kids at the end of the year.

MahiMike · 10-03-2012, 07:13 PM

***** to Cassel: "ok Matt, they're on to us. Desperate times call for desperate measurements. Throw the hell outta the ball!"

Cassel to *****: "You mean, like 5 yards on EVERY play?"

*****: "No! Just throw it, dammit!"

...and that's how matt cassel threw for 350, 3 tds and 3 picks in the same game.

Chiefs win!

(course, I'm not goin to Vegas or anything)

MahiMike · 10-03-2012, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lbedrock1

As much as I like this and want it to happen, all I want is a team that is good year after year and competitive in every game even if they don't win them all.

um, no. That was the 90's dude. It made the playoffs even more painful.

Cheater5 · 10-03-2012, 07:20 PM

Illogical.

We will lose by a large margin... Abandon. All. Hope.

FAX · 10-03-2012, 08:01 PM

Guys, I've been thinking about this.

With each passing week, these games become increasingly important.

It isn't every day that you get your ass pounded at home in a fashion so degrading, pitiable, ruthless, and utterly humiliating that it leaves all who are unfortunate enough to be present for the pathetic slaughter disgraced to the point of total, piss-drenched, futile mortification. So, we can't afford to let these opportunities slip by.

The best of all worlds would be to lose something like 52 to 10 with no injuries. And, of course, it would be particularly great if Roleo were to commit a game-day error in judgment that was sufficiently obtuse and boneheadedly stupid that his own assistant coaches vomit in abject horror on the sideline. I would prefer a game with no turnovers since they become the obvious and ostensible "problem" that can assumably be corrected through practice. If we don't turn the ball over, though, it leaves the world with no doubt that we are an inept, feckless, half-witted cadre of bumblebutts with no answers to the questions we don't even know how to ask.

Yes, my friends, this is a critical moment in Chiefs history that may well determine the future of the franchise for years to come. For that reason, and with the full weight of destiny bearing down upon our testicles, it is absolutely crucial that we put together the most incompetent, bumbling, incomprehensibly pathetic 60 minutes of football ever witnessed.

FAX

BossChief · 10-03-2012, 10:10 PM

34-13 ravens.

Flacco 25-34 280 yards 2tds 1int
Rice 27 touches 90 yards rushing/40 receiving 2tds
Smith 90 yards 1td
Boldin 60 yards
Pitta/Dickson 60 yards 1td

Cassel 13-26 190 yards 1td 1int 2fumbles
Charles 18 carries 75 yards 1 fumble
Bowe 80 yards 1td
Baldwin 40 yards
DMC/Breaston/Moeaki 70 yards

Chiefspants · 10-03-2012, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balloon

Hey Cassel's the man! did you not hear about him breaking the FRANCHISE RECORD for most passing yards in the first 4 games?!? How can you say he's bad? He's a boss!

This mult has potential.

New World Order · 10-03-2012, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya

The Chiefs are predicted to only lose by 7? Jesus. I need to call a bookie or something and back up the truck on my savings.

That is actually quite a bit for a home team. We were +9 against Steelers when Palko was starting last season

KC Tattoo · 10-03-2012, 11:02 PM

Yeah we will win this game in a nail biter Succop record 7 for 7 FGs. All glory will go to ***** and Cassell. Next week how ever we get thrompt 33-3 TB. It's the Chiefs way.

10-03-2012, 05:47 AM
MahiMike Good Luck Andy! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Jax, FL Casino cash: $60382	We will BEAT the Ravens We see this story every year don't we? Fans screaming for the heads of the triple-headed monster - GM, Head Coach, QB. The season hanging by a thread. One more loss and they're mathematically eliminated. And in comes the #1 seed. Smiles already on their faces, knowing they get to pummel the lowly . But then! Out of nowhere! Comes a force within Arrowhead that is so strong, even Matt Cassel becomes average. And the rest of the team - above average. The ball will bounce funny. We'll have our day of breaks falling our way. And just as I predicted last year vs. the Packers, we will rise above the noise and... BEAT THE RAVENS!!!! (thereby screwing our chances of the next hot QB next draft. But that's not the point here). Who's with me?
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teedubya Chiefs. Royals. Jayhawks. Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $207971698	The Chiefs are predicted to only lose by 7? Jesus. I need to call a bookie or something and back up the truck on my savings.
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10-03-2012, 04:53 PM	#108
Radar Chief 7000 RPM of tire churning fury Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In the box. Casino cash: $84174	Put it to you this way: I'm not sitting Ray Rice out of fear he won't run up a monster score against the Career Day defense. Might even go pickup Boldin, he's available in our league. __________________ Like "Cool Hand" Luke I'm busting rocks. __/\|_/[___] \|/ \\_\| ---OllllO _( ))~-( ))-0--))
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10-03-2012, 04:58 PM	#109
Chiefs Pantalones GO CHIEFS!!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Arrowhead Casino cash: $88765	We are not only damaged physically, but emotionally and mentally. There is no confidence and you can see it. This team doesn't believe it can win with who is under center. So tell me how we win this game? __________________ Looking for lower level seats for the Cowboys at Chiefs tickets for the smelly pirate hooker Cowboys fan wife and I!
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10-03-2012, 05:02 PM	#110
Death2CasselFans Starter Join Date: Aug 2012 Casino cash: $2682	Weeden > Cassel Reason Cleveland didnt get blown out is because their rookie QB is better. He threw a pick six but still hung on. Casshole on the hand calls it quit when things get tough. Or waits until garbage time against prevent defense.
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10-03-2012, 07:13 PM	#113
MahiMike Good Luck Andy! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Jax, FL Casino cash: $60382	*** to Cassel: "ok Matt, they're on to us. Desperate times call for desperate measurements. Throw the hell outta the ball!" Cassel to *: "You mean, like 5 yards on EVERY play?" ***: "No! Just throw it, dammit!" ...and that's how matt cassel threw for 350, 3 tds and 3 picks in the same game. Chiefs win! (course, I'm not goin to Vegas or anything) __________________ Relax. We'll re-sign Bowe and Albert then draft Milliner. We'll be top 10 in offense and defense...someday.
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10-03-2012, 07:20 PM	#115
Cheater5 Starter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Fort Bragg, NC Casino cash: $21764	Illogical. We will lose by a large margin... Abandon. All. Hope.
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10-03-2012, 08:01 PM	#116
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $14074138	Guys, I've been thinking about this. With each passing week, these games become increasingly important. It isn't every day that you get your ass pounded at home in a fashion so degrading, pitiable, ruthless, and utterly humiliating that it leaves all who are unfortunate enough to be present for the pathetic slaughter disgraced to the point of total, piss-drenched, futile mortification. So, we can't afford to let these opportunities slip by. The best of all worlds would be to lose something like 52 to 10 with no injuries. And, of course, it would be particularly great if Roleo were to commit a game-day error in judgment that was sufficiently obtuse and boneheadedly stupid that his own assistant coaches vomit in abject horror on the sideline. I would prefer a game with no turnovers since they become the obvious and ostensible "problem" that can assumably be corrected through practice. If we don't turn the ball over, though, it leaves the world with no doubt that we are an inept, feckless, half-witted cadre of bumblebutts with no answers to the questions we don't even know how to ask. Yes, my friends, this is a critical moment in Chiefs history that may well determine the future of the franchise for years to come. For that reason, and with the full weight of destiny bearing down upon our testicles, it is absolutely crucial that we put together the most incompetent, bumbling, incomprehensibly pathetic 60 minutes of football ever witnessed. FAX
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10-03-2012, 10:10 PM	#117
BossChief Here we go again. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BF Iowa Casino cash: $5327466	34-13 ravens. Flacco 25-34 280 yards 2tds 1int Rice 27 touches 90 yards rushing/40 receiving 2tds Smith 90 yards 1td Boldin 60 yards Pitta/Dickson 60 yards 1td Cassel 13-26 190 yards 1td 1int 2fumbles Charles 18 carries 75 yards 1 fumble Bowe 80 yards 1td Baldwin 40 yards DMC/Breaston/Moeaki 70 yards Last edited by BossChief; 10-03-2012 at 10:20 PM..
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10-03-2012, 11:02 PM	#120
KC Tattoo SPOT THE PSYCHO Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $55335861	Yeah we will win this game in a nail biter Succop record 7 for 7 FGs. All glory will go to ***** and Cassell. Next week how ever we get thrompt 33-3 TB. It's the Chiefs way. __________________ Well Pope Francis, he's a good football player, you all are going to like him dog gone it. / Coach Andy Reid when asked about his thoughts on the new Pope.
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