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Sho nuff
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Chieftown USA
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"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can do today."
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stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
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"you damn kids!"
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
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"Please put down the knife, dad."
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Sho nuff
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Chieftown USA
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My friends mom used to tell him when he was getting ready that "he moved slower than whale shit at the bottom of the ocean."
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stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
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My dad used to say "there's a lot of quit in that boy" long before Ron White made it famous.
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turd herder extraordiaire
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: hickville,mo
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my dad used to tell me to want in one hand and crap in the other; then see which one gets full first.
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
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"Why am I turning in circles, Mom?"
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: MD
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"Sleep when you're dead"
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New Hope
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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You'd sell your asshole if you could shit thru your ribs.
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3M TA3
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: The ATL
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"Send em' to school and they eat the books" - pops
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Superhero
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Secret Location
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When my Dad watches me do ANYTHING that is not EXACTLY the way he does it, especially if I'm having a difficult time doing said thing, he'll say, " They way you're doing that reminds me of 2 old people ****ing."
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Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Parkville MO
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New Hope
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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You could tear up an anvil in a sandbox.
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stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $7620
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My ex FIL used to say that to which I'd retort "I'll sleep while I'm alive so I don't end up dead sooner thank you." Mr. hardest working guy ever took naps ever day so **** him.
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