Family sayings that stuck with you.

[KcMizzou]

So, tonight I've been on the computer a lot. My younger son's dying to get on.

When I'm watching football all day Sunday, he's dying to get on the TV so he can play 360. We go through this all the time. Whatever I'm doing is much cooler that what he's doing. (unless I'm in bed reading)

My mom (Who is awesome) once said to me, "If I ate a shit sandwich, you'd want a bite." It totally makes sense now.

[Otter]

"you're going to find yourself outside looking in"

[BigMeatballDave]

You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions written on a hill and someone reading them to you.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by Dave

You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions written on a hill and someone reading them to you.

That should be "on the heel" shouldn't it?

I think your dad (or whoever) may have been right.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by dtebbe

"Send em' to school and they eat the books" - pops

DT

Same here.

How funny.

FAX

[FlaChief58]

Goddammit son, you gone & dun knocked up your sister again

[luv]

My mom's mom must have been totally superstitious. My mom used to always say "my mom always said....". Besides all of the superstitious stuff, my dad used to always say "When I say no, I mean no." Not really a saying, but it definitely always held true.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Flachief58

Goddammit son, you gone & dun knocked up your sister again

So she was hot? Pics or GTFO.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by luv

My mom's mom must have been totally superstitious. My mom used to always say "my mom always said....". Besides all of the superstitious stuff, my dad used to always say "When I say no, I mean no." No really a saying, but it definitely always held true.

I need to be better at that as a parent.

[pimpchief]

My mother was deep and insightful.

"A true friend never truely follows."

"You never trust a man who doesn't drink coffee."

"Here, smoke this Meth it'll help your back."

[luv]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

I need to be better at that as a parent.

My mom started with no, but if you could get her up to a maybe you knew you had it. If she meant no, she'd say "go ask your dad". That's when we knew the answer was really no.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by luv

My mom's mom must have been totally superstitious. My mom used to always say "my mom always said....". Besides all of the superstitious stuff, my dad used to always say "When I say no, I mean no." Not really a saying, but it definitely always held true.

As a parent no means no. I'm really glad my ex and I always stuck with that. It sure as hell made things a lot easier later.

[FlaChief58]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

So she was hot? Pics or GTFO.

She looks just like momma

[BigMeatballDave]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

That should be "on the heel" shouldn't it?

I think your dad (or whoever) may have been right.

It could have been meant that way. LOL

These came from my dad's dad. His family came from W. Virginia.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by pimpchief

My mother was deep and insightful.

"A true friend never truely follows."

"You never trust a man who doesn't drink coffee."

"Here, smoke this Meth it'll help your back."

[Fish]

I picked up "Okie Dokie" from my mother. I say it all the time and it irritates me when I do.