Family sayings that stuck with you.

[KcMizzou]

So, tonight I've been on the computer a lot. My younger son's dying to get on.

When I'm watching football all day Sunday, he's dying to get on the TV so he can play 360. We go through this all the time. Whatever I'm doing is much cooler that what he's doing. (unless I'm in bed reading)

My mom (Who is awesome) once said to me, "If I ate a shit sandwich, you'd want a bite." It totally makes sense now.

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

Originally Posted by Flachief58

She looks just like momma

I'd hit it.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by luv

My mom started with no, but if you could get her up to a maybe you knew you had it. If she meant no, she'd say "go ask your dad". That's when we knew the answer was really no.

See, I'm more like your mom... but I'm the only parent. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

Originally Posted by pimpchief

My mother was deep and insightful.

"A true friend never truely follows."

"You never trust a man who doesn't drink coffee."

"Here, smoke this Meth it'll help your back."

Joey's back!

[Flachief58]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

I'd hit it.

HEY! That's my sister you're talkin about!

[pr_capone]

Sana, sana,

Heal, heal,

colita de rana,

little tail of the frog,

Si no sanas hoy,

If you don't heal today,

sanarás mañana.

you'll heal tomorrow.

To this day I still say this when my nieces get an "owie".

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

Originally Posted by Flachief58

HEY! That's my sister you're talkin about!

You can have mine if I can have yours.

[hometeam]

"do what now?"

my mom always said it. i forever say it.

[Flachief58]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

You can have mine if I can have yours.

Pics?

[pimpchief]

Originally Posted by hometeam

"do what now?"

my mom always said it. i forever say it.

I relate to this post.

[ghak99]

"Tell'em all you love 'em"

"The best way to get over one is to get under another."

"Don't be picky, the worst piece of ass I ever have was still wonderful."

[Bugeater]

"Go out and get a goddamn job you worthless piece of monkey shit"

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

Originally Posted by Flachief58

Pics?

I don't have any. She's 5' 11" and blonde. I guess some guys would think she's ok looking but she's my sister so ewww. She's married to a guy I don't like so a CP member has to be better.

[Coach]

"This mickey mouse shit"

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

"Go out and get a goddamn job you worthless piece of monkey shit"

And you passed that on... didn't ya?

[pimpchief]

My dad used the word bastard alot, bastard this, and bastard that. He passed that along to my vocabulary. I try to not use it, though.