Life Family sayings that stuck with you. - Page 5

**KcMizzou** · 10-05-2012, 09:31 PM

So, tonight I've been on the computer a lot. My younger son's dying to get on.

When I'm watching football all day Sunday, he's dying to get on the TV so he can play 360. We go through this all the time. Whatever I'm doing is much cooler that what he's doing. (unless I'm in bed reading)

My mom (Who is awesome) once said to me, "If I ate a shit sandwich, you'd want a bite." It totally makes sense now.

RJ · 10-05-2012, 10:24 PM

Finer'n frog's hair.

Finer'n a frog's hair split two ways.

If the good Lord's willing and the creek don't rise.

**** the Raiders.

Dr. Facebook Fever · 10-05-2012, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

I get that. In Weston, we'd drive 30 miles or so to Leavenworth to go to the big grocery store... and usually stop at Sonic and eat in the car. (it was very cool, as a kid)

We "went to Hiawatha" for anything we needed. They had a discount store and a few restaurants. If we were making a whole day of it we "went to Topeka."

Psyko Tek · 10-05-2012, 10:34 PM

humph (my grandfather used it ) caught my self using it
and it works

monkey ****ing a football, my dad's

**chefsos** · 10-05-2012, 10:43 PM

Dad, when I didn't triangulate properly and found myself standing between him and the TV: "You make a better door than a window."

Psyko Tek · 10-05-2012, 10:43 PM

put your left hand on your right ear
and your right hand on your left ear

now pull your head outta your ass
my dad

**Rain Man** · 10-05-2012, 10:47 PM

"I'm going to stomp a mudhole in you."

**KcMizzou** · 10-05-2012, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

put your left hand on your right ear
and your right hand on your left ear

now pull your head outta your ass
my dad

**KcMizzou** · 10-05-2012, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by chefsos

Dad, when I didn't triangulate properly and found myself standing between him and the TV: "You make a better door than a window."

I say that to my boys. Quickly followed by, "Get the hell out of the way!"

Dr. Facebook Fever · 10-05-2012, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by chefsos

Dad, when I didn't triangulate properly and found myself standing between him and the TV: "You make a better door than a window."

My dad used to say that too. I always asked him if he could open me. He never came back.

**KcMizzou** · 10-05-2012, 10:57 PM

TIL "triangulate improperly" means "Got between Dad and the TV"

SNR · 10-05-2012, 10:59 PM

This has been brought up before, but my dad always used the phrase "fall ass over tea kettle into ________"

Another one that I stole from him: "That's built sturdier than a brick shit house"

Simply Red · 10-05-2012, 11:00 PM

mercy is one they'd say a lot, it's like saying 'meh' sort of. Especially my uncle, he'd use that one a lot.

Dr. Facebook Fever · 10-05-2012, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

TIL "triangulate improperly" means "Got between Dad and the TV"

GF got between me and the tv during last weeks Chiefs game and when I yelled "WTF are you doing?" she paused and said "helping you miss the Casselception." She's so awesome.

**chefsos** · 10-05-2012, 11:02 PM

I spent a lot of years thinking that my dad invented all of these sayings.

**J Diddy** · 10-05-2012, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

My dad used to say that too. I always asked him if he could open me. He never came back.

I'd been afraid to say that to my dad. He would have opened me alright. It would have taken some stitches at the ol er to get closed.

10-05-2012, 09:31 PM
KcMizzou Supporter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO Casino cash: $120267165	Family sayings that stuck with you. So, tonight I've been on the computer a lot. My younger son's dying to get on. When I'm watching football all day Sunday, he's dying to get on the TV so he can play 360. We go through this all the time. Whatever I'm doing is much cooler that what he's doing. (unless I'm in bed reading) My mom (Who is awesome) once said to me, "If I ate a shit sandwich, you'd want a bite." It totally makes sense now.
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10-05-2012, 10:24 PM	#61
RJ Bon vivant....occasionally. Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a shotgun shack Casino cash: $3132	Finer'n frog's hair. Finer'n a frog's hair split two ways. If the good Lord's willing and the creek don't rise. **** the Raiders.
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10-05-2012, 10:34 PM	#63
Psyko Tek special teams Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mesa AZ Casino cash: $1083638	humph (my grandfather used it ) caught my self using it and it works monkey ****ing a football, my dad's __________________ Psyko Tek
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10-05-2012, 10:43 PM	#64
chefsos Fifty eight sixty two... Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dover, DE Casino cash: $51054689	Dad, when I didn't triangulate properly and found myself standing between him and the TV: "You make a better door than a window." __________________ You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all. -Earl Weaver
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10-05-2012, 10:43 PM	#65
Psyko Tek special teams Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mesa AZ Casino cash: $1083638	put your left hand on your right ear and your right hand on your left ear now pull your head outta your ass my dad __________________ Psyko Tek
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10-05-2012, 10:47 PM	#66
Rain Man Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 1.61 KM high city Casino cash: $62676043	"I'm going to stomp a mudhole in you." __________________ Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line. Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time. Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame. Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.
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10-05-2012, 10:59 PM	#71
SNR You're all I have left, Copper Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $4527390	This has been brought up before, but my dad always used the phrase "fall ass over tea kettle into ________" Another one that I stole from him: "That's built sturdier than a brick shit house"
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10-05-2012, 11:00 PM	#72
Simply Red Rookie Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $1015878	mercy is one they'd say a lot, it's like saying 'meh' sort of. Especially my uncle, he'd use that one a lot. __________________ DaneMcCloud Join Date: Sep 2000 ** Todd Haley, Scott *, Matt Cassel and Clark Hunt. One Arrowhead Drive needs a nuclear **ing enema.
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10-05-2012, 11:02 PM	#74
chefsos Fifty eight sixty two... Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dover, DE Casino cash: $51054689	I spent a lot of years thinking that my dad invented all of these sayings. __________________ You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all. -Earl Weaver
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