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Old 10-05-2012, 09:31 PM  
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Family sayings that stuck with you.

So, tonight I've been on the computer a lot. My younger son's dying to get on.

When I'm watching football all day Sunday, he's dying to get on the TV so he can play 360. We go through this all the time. Whatever I'm doing is much cooler that what he's doing. (unless I'm in bed reading)

My mom (Who is awesome) once said to me, "If I ate a shit sandwich, you'd want a bite." It totally makes sense now.
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Old 10-06-2012, 10:00 AM   #121
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I always heard it as "colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra"
That's pretty good.
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Old 10-06-2012, 10:00 AM   #122
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:20 AM   #123
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:38 AM   #124
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I always heard it as "colder than a well diggers ass"
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:49 AM   #125
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My grandad had more sayings than I can remember. But here are a few.

A penny saved is a penny earned
It's not a bargain if you don't need it
I'm sweating like a ni**er at an election ( I apologize if that one offends anyone. He wasn't being racist. Just something he said)
You're like a bull in a china shop
One boy is half a man. Two boys are no man at all
If you take care of your pennies, the dollars will take care of themselves
You can't out give God(when talking about tithing)
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Old 10-06-2012, 12:01 PM   #126
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Old 10-06-2012, 12:09 PM   #127
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:02 PM   #128
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:21 PM   #129
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:26 PM   #130
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My friends mom used to tell him when he was getting ready that "he moved slower than whale shit at the bottom of the ocean."
At my house it was, "Colder than whale poop at the bottom of the ocean."
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:27 PM   #131
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:29 PM   #132
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:30 PM   #133
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:31 PM   #134
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:32 PM   #135
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Another of my Dad's favorites -

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