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Old 10-05-2012, 09:31 PM  
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Family sayings that stuck with you.

So, tonight I've been on the computer a lot. My younger son's dying to get on.

When I'm watching football all day Sunday, he's dying to get on the TV so he can play 360. We go through this all the time. Whatever I'm doing is much cooler that what he's doing. (unless I'm in bed reading)

My mom (Who is awesome) once said to me, "If I ate a shit sandwich, you'd want a bite." It totally makes sense now.
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:35 PM   #136
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:36 PM   #137
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:50 PM   #138
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:52 PM   #139
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Another of my Dad's favorites -

"What does that have to do with the price of butter in Moscow?"
Replace butter in Moscow with tea in China.
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:34 PM   #140
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Son, never **** a fat chick.
Fat and ugly go away in the dark, boy.
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:38 PM   #141
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"it's hotter than a freshly ****ed fox in a Forrest fire."
"it's colder than a nun's **** on Sunday"
It's hotter than two rats ****ing in wool sock.
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:57 PM   #142
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Hotter than a coalminer's ass.
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I always heard it as "colder than a well diggers ass"
This.

Dad also always told me I was cruisin' for a bruisin'
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Old 10-06-2012, 03:32 PM   #143
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Old 10-06-2012, 03:36 PM   #144
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Old 10-06-2012, 03:53 PM   #145
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:06 PM   #146
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:21 PM   #147
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First time chaning my spark plugs on my first car Olds 442. Having trouble getting plug to thread, and my dad says "put a little hair around it and I bet you could find it"
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Old 10-06-2012, 10:05 PM   #148
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First time chaning my spark plugs on my first car Olds 442. Having trouble getting plug to thread, and my dad says "put a little hair around it and I bet you could find it"


Can't believe I forgot about that one.



Just remembered Grandpa giving me the "if it wasn't for the hole with hair around it they would have been hunted to extinction long ago" when he found me down and out one morning.
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Old 10-06-2012, 10:26 PM   #149
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Old 10-06-2012, 10:29 PM   #150
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