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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists
Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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So on with the show:

Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
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Old 10-13-2012, 08:53 AM   #481
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Yes, why do you ask?
Well since you are their father and generally their creator as well, I have a question.

What would your children have to do behavior-wise for you to lock them in the basement and torture them to the end of time?
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:15 AM   #482
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Well since you are their father and generally their creator as well, I have a question.

What would your children have to do behavior-wise for you to lock them in the basement and torture them to the end of time?
I would compare it to Children grow up in the physical form but if their behavior gets too bad they often land in jail. You see after we hit a certain age we grow up and are responsible for our actions. I personally wouldn't lock up my kids in the basement, although Richard Pryor in moving was pretty funny.
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Old 10-13-2012, 10:27 AM   #483
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Whaddup disabled rep man?
I can still receive rep.

Send away. I don't give a shit because it's juvenile.
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Old 10-13-2012, 10:36 AM   #484
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My son goes to church most Sundays.

I allow him to form his own opinion/beliefs.

Just as my parents allowed me.
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Old 10-13-2012, 12:33 PM   #485
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I can still receive rep.

Send away. I don't give a shit because it's juvenile.
I wasn't going to neg rep you for acting a fool, just pointing out you are too scared to enable it.
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My son goes to church most Sundays.

I allow him to form his own opinion/beliefs.

Just as my parents allowed me.
The Churches are dead, Jesus will not dwell in places built by human hands.
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Old 10-13-2012, 12:50 PM   #487
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The Churches are dead, Jesus will not dwell in places built by human hands.
Jesus will dwell wherever he damn well pleases.
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Old 10-13-2012, 01:04 PM   #488
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Jesus dwells wherever two are three are gathered in his name, including buildings built by human hands.
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Total non religious post but very cool bit of space tribute...



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Old 10-13-2012, 02:52 PM   #490
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Jesus will dwell wherever he damn well pleases.
You had better pray little one, Damn..really?
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Jesus dwells wherever two are three are gathered in his name, including buildings built by human hands.
It is a ONE ON ONE relationship, reread your bible unless catholic.


Acts 7:48-49

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48 Howbeit the most High dwelleth not in temples made with hands; as saith the prophet,

49 Heaven is my throne, and earth is my footstool: what house will ye build me? saith the Lord: or what is the place of my rest?
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You had better pray little one, Damn..really?
Yes, damn well pleases. Are you offended by the word 'damn' while you post in this thread about whether people actually are damned to hell or not?
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Yes, damn well pleases. Are you offended by the word 'damn' while you post in this thread about whether people actually are damned to hell or not?
I just thought you were smarter than using that term so loosely, I don't have to be offended I'm not your keeper.
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just pointing out you are too scared to enable it.
Evidently, you cannot read or comprehend.
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I just thought you were smarter than using that term so loosely, I don't have to be offended I'm not your keeper.
Don't be so damn silly as to be offended by that.
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