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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 10-13-2012, 07:46 PM   #511
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don't be so sure...there are plenty of people who claim His name, but will not see the Kingdom of Heaven
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Old 10-13-2012, 08:34 PM   #512
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You had better pray little one, Damn..really?
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:33 PM   #513
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I once heard a really obese lady say "I'm not fat, God just gave me airbags because I'm precious. " and she was dead serious, lol
Serious because people make fun of her being fat? I've heard that kind of line from people that don't even pretend to be religious. I don't care what people believe, one way or the other.
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:57 PM   #514
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you sound nutso dude
that's entirely too funny, tell me more jokes.
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Old 10-13-2012, 10:04 PM   #515
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Serious because people make fun of her being fat? I've heard that kind of line from people that don't even pretend to be religious. I don't care what people believe, one way or the other.
she believed that God made her fat and it wasn't her being a pig.
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Old 10-14-2012, 08:59 AM   #516
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I would compare it to Children grow up in the physical form but if their behavior gets too bad they often land in jail. You see after we hit a certain age we grow up and are responsible for our actions. I personally wouldn't lock up my kids in the basement, although Richard Pryor in moving was pretty funny.
So infinite punishment for momentary sins is ok with KC?
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Old 10-14-2012, 09:07 AM   #517
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So infinite punishment for momentary sins is ok with KC?
I'm not sure it matters, if GOD is the adult and we're not even the equal to toddlers. Could you tell me what options we have? Possibly tell him we're wearing the pants and make all the decisions? Sorry GOD we'll tell you whats going on? Would that make any sense?
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Old 10-14-2012, 09:21 AM   #518
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More.....................comedy?

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Old 10-14-2012, 09:30 AM   #519
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Hi, hello everyone. I was wondering if there was room in this thread somewhere between the "I hate God" camp on one side, and "Sinners kneel" on the other. Can I just quietly come in and set up my metaphorical folding chair somewhere in the middle, or are the barbs simply flying back and forth with too much intensity?
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Old 10-14-2012, 09:46 AM   #520
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More.....................comedy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjIgkT409aM
Wait, the guy just said you can't study "emotions" scientifically? WTF?
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:03 AM   #521
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:37 AM   #522
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Welcome to billions and billlions and trillions of years ago...oh wait.
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I watched the first two YouTubes. His first mistake is to interpret every word of the Bible literally. He also implies that the scientific community hasn't progressed - or, in fact, tested or measured anything at all - since 1833. He's approaching his argument from the wrong direction - he has a result he's trying to justify, rather than using evidence to determine a result. That's backwards thinking, and always a bad idea.

Also, the moth could have been caught in a mudslide, the comets could be so large and the tail so small that the loss in matter is negligible, and Ussher was around in the 17th century, not the 16th.
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Old 10-14-2012, 03:01 PM   #524
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don't be so sure...there are plenty of people who claim His name, but will not see the Kingdom of Heaven
I hear you. It's why I quoted Matthew 18:20... gathered IN MY NAME. Not claiming his name. But I get your point.
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Old 10-14-2012, 03:02 PM   #525
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Hi, hello everyone. I was wondering if there was room in this thread somewhere between the "I hate God" camp on one side, and "Sinners kneel" on the other. Can I just quietly come in and set up my metaphorical folding chair somewhere in the middle, or are the barbs simply flying back and forth with too much intensity?
You are more than welcome. Middle ground to say religion is mostly wrong but I believe the rest is a tough mid point but far more preferable than plugging your ears and humming.
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