Chiefs 2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread - Page 26

Reerun_KC · 07:41 AM

I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track.

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here)

2012 touch total
35 touches
15 left for the clownsuit again
* Needs to average 1.875 touches a game

Week 1 Atlanta
6 for 82

Week 2 Buffalo
4 for 32

Week 3 New Orleans
4 for 33

Week 4 San Diego
2 for 6

Week 5 Baltimore
0 for 0

Week 6 Tampa Bay
6 for 39

Week 7
Bye

Week 8 Oakland
8 for 69 1 TD

Week 9 San Diego
6 for 34

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 10-11-2012, 08:37 AM

I declare victory over this fraud of a player.

PGM · 10-11-2012, 08:38 AM

So, Maclin, Jennings, and Wallace suck too then?

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 10-11-2012, 08:39 AM

I don't want to hear excuses for this shitty player anymore.

He is what I thought he was. Bow before me, people who were wrong.

Sofa King · 10-11-2012, 08:48 AM

Well, this thread was fun.

Deberg_1990 · 10-11-2012, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

I don't want to hear excuses for this shitty player anymore.

He is what I thought he was. Bow before me, people who were wrong.

Id like to see him with a better QB. Imagine all the touches he would have gotten with Orton.

**Saul Good** · 10-11-2012, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

I declare victory over this fraud of a player.

So he's better than Devery Henderson, Greg Jennings, Robert Meachem, Stevie Johnson, Dez Bryant, Justin Blackmon, Mike Wallace, and Jeremy Maclin?

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 10-11-2012, 09:02 AM

He's better than none of those guys, because he's never done jack ****ing shit in the NFL.

16 games as a WR and he has 36 catches for 357 yards.

FAIL.

PGM · 10-11-2012, 09:04 AM

3 WR per team times 32 teams 96 WR. 81 out of 96 is a middle of the pack slot guy doing his role with a bad QB!!!

**QuikSsurfer** · 10-11-2012, 09:30 AM

Oooooooo you

kushed god · 10-11-2012, 09:51 AM

he's terrible, cut him or keep him on special teams. he's horrible as a receiver, needs to stay as running back

Sofa King · 10-11-2012, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kushed god

he's terrible, cut him or keep him on special teams. he's horrible as a receiver, needs to stay as running back

hahaha.

He sucked at rb too. That's the point. He has no position. Shitty returner, shitty wr, shitty rb....

Reerun_KC · 10-15-2012, 03:17 PM

Updated his touches....

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 10-15-2012, 03:22 PM

6 catches for 39 yards...

He is the anti-playmaker.

Reerun_KC · 10-15-2012, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CasseLLLLL's Reckoning

6 catches for 39 yards...

He is the anti-playmaker.

Fits in with the rest of this team and players on offense...

Almost have way home with 10 games to go...

scott free · 10-15-2012, 03:30 PM

I wanted to break a beer bottle over my own head every time we threw to him yesterday, he is NOT a downfield receiver by any stretch of the imagination.

Forcing it to him downfield over a guy like Breaston is a joke, if you couldnt cut it in cleveland then we sure as hell dont want you here, Dumboll.

Your game plans have been a ****ing joke, when people look back fondly at Bill Muir... you KNOW you suck.

08-19-2012, 10:53 PM
Reerun_KC Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kansas Jayhawks Casino cash: $2423887	2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track. So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here) 2012 touch total 35 touches 15 left for the clownsuit again * Needs to average 1.875 touches a game Week 1 Atlanta 6 for 82 Week 2 Buffalo 4 for 32 Week 3 New Orleans 4 for 33 Week 4 San Diego 2 for 6 Week 5 Baltimore 0 for 0 Week 6 Tampa Bay 6 for 39 Week 7 Bye Week 8 Oakland 8 for 69 1 TD Week 9 San Diego 6 for 34 Last edited by Reerun_KC; 11-07-2012 at 07:41 AM..
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10-11-2012, 08:37 AM	#376
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $160441	I declare victory over this fraud of a player. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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10-11-2012, 08:39 AM	#378
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $160441	I don't want to hear excuses for this shitty player anymore. He is what I thought he was. Bow before me, people who were wrong. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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10-11-2012, 08:48 AM	#379
Sofa King Flop's Gonna Feed My Goldfish Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $242937831	Well, this thread was fun.
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10-11-2012, 09:02 AM	#382
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $160441	He's better than none of those guys, because he's never done jack ****ing shit in the NFL. 16 games as a WR and he has 36 catches for 357 yards. FAIL. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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10-11-2012, 09:30 AM	#384
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10-11-2012, 09:51 AM	#385
kushed god Banned Join Date: Oct 2012 Casino cash: $1452	he's terrible, cut him or keep him on special teams. he's horrible as a receiver, needs to stay as running back
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10-15-2012, 03:17 PM	#387
Reerun_KC Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kansas Jayhawks Casino cash: $2423887	Updated his touches.... __________________ Failing Franchise always Fail. You have NFL Teams, then you have the Chiefs.
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10-15-2012, 03:22 PM	#388
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $160441	6 catches for 39 yards... He is the anti-playmaker. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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10-15-2012, 03:30 PM	#390
scott free ask for it by name Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: district 6 Casino cash: $3130551	I wanted to break a beer bottle over my own head every time we threw to him yesterday, he is NOT a downfield receiver by any stretch of the imagination. Forcing it to him downfield over a guy like Breaston is a joke, if you couldnt cut it in cleveland then we sure as hell dont want you here, Dumboll. Your game plans have been a ****ing joke, when people look back fondly at Bill Muir... you KNOW you suck.
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