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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 10-15-2012, 08:10 PM   #541
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How about the poor girl, was it Deborah, that happened to come through a gate and therefore had to be sacrificed to Yahweh. No Israel, he was a boy, but go ahead sacrifice that girl. Just like the ****ing Fundamentalist Muslims, the ****ing Fundamentalist Yahweh is a monster who uses rape as a war tactic and is a war god who takes his sacrifices in battles and in killing women and children, even Israelites.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:12 PM   #542
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To the victor goes the spoils, GOD has a reason. Feel free to question him if you're not satisfied with that.
THAT'S how you justify rape and mass murder????

I'm not questioning God about this. I'm questioning YOU.

Do you have the ability to think and reason, or don't you?
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:19 PM   #543
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...that's all you've got? pretty shocking, actually.

Moses lived to 120, Joshua 110, Caleb was 78 when he entered the Promised Land..back then, when they refer to a man, it meant his wife, his children and livestock.
TWO, TWO Moses didn't make it. So don't add his statistic to the three guys who always got well fed and well bedded.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:20 PM   #544
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Actually what I got is that Yahweh was all about killing babies and women. They were property. Can you tell me, and if you can't then I don't believe you read all of the Bible, just how many times has Yahweh commanded, HE commanded that women and children be killed and virgins given to be used sexually by the conquering Yahweh affirmed MEN. Gay, Gay Gay.
wow, for a smart guy, that pretty damn dumb...stick with the BS of lifespans.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:21 PM   #545
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TWO, TWO Moses didn't make it. So don't add his statistic to the three guys who always got well fed and well bedded.
lifespans, butthurt
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:24 PM   #546
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I am a child of the Enlightenment. So Enlighten me. How do you edit when Yahweh gives orders or not. Think New Testament gets off the hook. Why didn't Yahweh tell all the male youngsters from Betheleham to get out of town. That would have been a miracle and in your face mocking of the supposed killing of infants by Herod.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:26 PM   #547
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lifespans, butthurt
Average. Show me the average lifespan. Oh yeah generation 40 years.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:29 PM   #548
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Hey StevieRay, would you like to answer the questions I put to Killer Clown?

Is the Bible literally true or not?

If so, that means God ordered the killing of all of the men, women, and boys of the city of Midian, and (via Moses) he told the Israeli soldiers to keep the virgin girls for themselves (again, presumably to rape them).

How can you possibly be OK with this?
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:32 PM   #549
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We have a new Testament if you care to read it.
Except when discussing why gays are disgusting and wrong.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:36 PM   #550
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Hey StevieRay, would you like to answer the questions I put to Killer Clown?

Is the Bible literally true or not?

If so, that means God ordered the killing of all of the men, women, and boys of the city of Midian, and (via Moses) he told the Israeli soldiers to keep the virgin girls for themselves (again, presumably to rape them).

How can you possibly be OK with this?
>Insert indirect, meandering, elliptical, contradictory, incomprehensible, defensive screed here.<
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:42 PM   #551
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Except when discussing why gays are disgusting and wrong.
It is wrong and unseemly, no easy way to put that.
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Hey StevieRay, would you like to answer the questions I put to Killer Clown?

Is the Bible literally true or not?

If so, that means God ordered the killing of all of the men, women, and boys of the city of Midian, and (via Moses) he told the Israeli soldiers to keep the virgin girls for themselves (again, presumably to rape them).

How can you possibly be OK with this?
It was a different time, please address your disbelief with GOD.
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It is wrong and unseemly, no easy way to put that.
Only to brainwashed idiots.
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Average. Show me the average lifespan. Oh yeah generation 40 years.
you didn't say average, you said life expectancy was 40...not true.

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