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Old 08-31-2012, 07:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 10-17-2012, 12:49 AM   #601
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to be fair, i should clarify. I believe the KJB to be true.
....as far as the two hundred versions put out in the last 100 years?, not a chance.
Why the preference for King James Version? Do you think it's the most accurate?

Do you agree that you are part of this relatively modern movement: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_James_Only_movement

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Old 10-17-2012, 09:51 AM   #602
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:12 AM   #603
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:31 AM   #604
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:37 AM   #605
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:38 AM   #606
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You didn't answer either question.

First things first. Is the Bible literally true or not?
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your second question is based on your own presumptions.

but yes, I do. you can't be sort of pregnant.

i take it that you don't..doesn't mean something to me.
OK, now that we've established that you believe the Bible to be literally true, what do you think about God telling Moses to have his soldiers kill all of the men and women in Midian, and to kill all of the boys, but to keep all of the virgin girls for themselves? That doesn't bother you?
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:43 AM   #607
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OK, now that we've established that you believe the Bible to be literally true, what do you think about God telling Moses to have his soldiers kill all of the men and women in Midian, and to kill all of the boys, but to keep all of the virgin girls for themselves? That doesn't bother you?
That's a good question. Yes, it bothers me. The God I worship and have faith in would not command that action. Supposing God is powerful enough to exact his own revenge on human beings (and clearly, the God of the Old Testament is that powerful), why act out that revenge through a human conduit?
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:45 AM   #608
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He never killed any retards. Retards came from your gene pool 10,000 plus years ago. Not mine.
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:52 AM   #609
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He never killed any retards. Retards came from your gene pool 10,000 plus years ago. Not mine.
Then how do you explain the fact that you think and speak like a retard?
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:01 PM   #610
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OK, now that we've established that you believe the Bible to be literally true, what do you think about God telling Moses to have his soldiers kill all of the men and women in Midian, and to kill all of the boys, but to keep all of the virgin girls for themselves? That doesn't bother you?
first things first..do you believe the Bible to be literally true?
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:13 PM   #612
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first things first..do you believe the Bible to be literally true?
Does it have to be all or none?
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:04 PM   #613
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:16 PM   #614
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What a complete display of historical ignorance. The reason there was a dark ages was because of the fall of the Roman Empire. Can you guess what organization stepped in to fill those enormous shoes of providing for education and social stability? You're about 200 years behind the historical consensus on the Middle Ages. To put this into a perspective you might understand, imagine that 100 years after Copernicus and Galileo, some scientist rushes into his university and announces, "The earth is the center of the universe! I have the proof from the Book of Genesis!" They would look at him and think, "Now here's a guy who doesn't know what's going on around him."

That's you right now.
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What a complete display of historical ignorance. The reason there was a dark ages was because of the fall of the Roman Empire. Can you guess what organization stepped in to fill those enormous shoes of providing for education and social stability? You're about 200 years behind the historical consensus on the Middle Ages. To put this into a perspective you might understand, imagine that 100 years after Copernicus and Galileo, some scientist rushes into his university and announces, "The earth is the center of the universe! I have the proof from the Book of Genesis!" They would look at him and think, "Now here's a guy who doesn't know what's going on around him."

That's you right now.
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