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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

[EDIT New video here]

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 10-21-2012, 12:33 AM   #691
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i asked for proof that rape happened.

try to keep up.
I asked for proof that creationism happened.

Try to keep up yourself...
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Old 10-21-2012, 12:36 AM   #692
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I asked the questions.

You didn't answer them.
a legitimate one would be great. you can't play both sides of the fence.
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Old 10-21-2012, 12:39 AM   #693
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I asked for proof that creationism happened.

Try to keep up yourself...
what happened, your point hit the floor?
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Old 10-21-2012, 12:41 AM   #694
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a legitimate one would be great. you can't play both sides of the fence.
Why do Tornadoes exist?

Earth creates them, and according to creationists, God created Earth.

Why would God create something that kills people?
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Old 10-21-2012, 01:01 AM   #695
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Paul Broun of Georgia, a physician, is the most recent Congressman to vocalize a young earth. But Akins of Missouri is a graduate of D. James Kennedy school of Theology and would therefore be a young earth Congressman too. There are additonal ones of course but these two are on the Science committee (Akins does have some degree in Engineering and served in Army in that capacity).
these ****ers scare me
cause their answer to anything is god made it that way
he invented and faked fossils
he made up carbon dating
and yeah a supreme being could do that
but why ids he letting old testament guys only know the truth
if you lik econservatives , but do not watch the theocratics you are killing the country
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Old 10-21-2012, 07:45 AM   #696
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she believed that God made her fat and it wasn't her being a pig.
I doubt that, I'd say it was more like the old Flip Wilson line: "The Devil made me do it."

People want so badly to tie things to religion to maintain an argument.
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Old 10-21-2012, 09:00 AM   #697
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Why do Tornadoes exist?

Earth creates them, and according to creationists, God created Earth.

Why would God create something that kills people?
Jesus is said to have healed the blind. Why wouldn't he just cure blindness? If it is something good it is a miracle, if it something bad we just don't understand Gods will. It is a childish belief system. I understand when mankind did not understand how weather systems work, or what causes earthquakes, or why people became ill they clung to this simple thought process. It is time to grow up~
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Old 10-21-2012, 10:54 AM   #698
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I'll take on ANY question you can come up with. . . .

bring it.
You could try answering my questions.
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Old 10-21-2012, 12:36 PM   #699
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Sir David Attenborough receives many letters from creationists who ask him why he doesn’t give credit to a Creator for the wonderful design features he demonstrates on his shows. He answers:

‘When Creationists talk about God creating every individual species as a separate act, they always instance hummingbirds, or orchids, sunflowers and beautiful things.

‘But I tend to think instead of a parasitic worm that is boring through the eye of a boy sitting on the bank of a river in West Africa, [a worm] that's going to make him blind.

‘And [I ask them], “Are you telling me that the God you believe in, who you also say is an all- merciful God, who cares for each one of us individually, are you saying that God created this worm that can live in no other way than in an innocent child’s eyeball? Because that doesn’t seem to me to coincide with a God who's full of mercy.”

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‘So if you say, “I believe that God designed and created and brought into existence every single species that exists,” then you've also got to say, “Well, he, at some stage, decided to bring into existence a worm that's going to turn people blind.” Now, I find that very difficult to reconcile with notions about a merciful God.’
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Old 10-21-2012, 02:33 PM   #700
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Why do Tornadoes exist?

Earth creates them, and according to creationists, God created Earth.

Why would God create something that kills people?
tornadoes, ie destruction were brought into the world by man ie sin.

The wages of sin is death... this is why people thank God for sparing their lives in such calamities.

...your life isn't guaranteed..you could die tomorrow... our lives are like flowers..beautuful today, withering tomorrow..this is why people say "it seems just like yesterday"....
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tornadoes, ie destruction were brought into the world by man ie sin.

The wages of sin is death... this is why people thank God for sparing their lives in such calamities.

...your life isn't guaranteed..you could die tomorrow... our lives are like flowers..beautuful today, withering tomorrow..this is why people say "it seems just like yesterday"....
What about the infants and small children that die?

What sins did they commit?
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Old 10-21-2012, 02:41 PM   #702
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What about the infants and small children that die?

What sins did they commit?
all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of God..

Jesus said bring the children untto me, for they are as the kingdom of Heaven..ever notice how children are more loving? how about children with downs syndrome..they are the sweetest people..ever notice a childs laugh will make you laugh, likewise, how a small child's cry can bring tears to your eyes?


....small children and infants that perish aren't eternally damned
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that essence is called, "the brain"
Says a guy who is so uncomfortable with the natural state of the organ that he mistakes for his essence, that he has to modify it chemically.

Damn, it truly would suck to be that guy.
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tornadoes, ie destruction were brought into the world by man ie sin.

The wages of sin is death... this is why people thank God for sparing their lives in such calamities.
Tornado's are god's punishment for the sins of man?
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all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of God..

Jesus said bring the children to me, for they are as the kingdom of Heaven..


....small children and infants that perish aren't eternally damned
What about the African kid that lost his sight to that worm?
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