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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 10-21-2012, 02:46 PM   #706
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Tornado's are god's punishment for the sins of man?
No, tornadoes are God's punishment for using apostrophes incorrectly.
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Old 10-21-2012, 02:48 PM   #707
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tornadoes, ie destruction were brought into the world by man ie sin.

The wages of sin is death... this is why people thank God for sparing their lives in such calamities.
So, the people who die in natural disasters are dying because they sinned? The ones who were saved are non-sinners?
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Old 10-21-2012, 02:48 PM   #708
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No, tornadoes are God's punishment for using apostrophes incorrectly.
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Old 10-21-2012, 02:48 PM   #709
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So, the people who die in natural disasters are dying because they sinned? The ones who were saved are non-sinners?
Convenient, huh?
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Old 10-21-2012, 02:52 PM   #710
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Convenient, huh?
Since, I've lived through 8 hurricanes, 3 tornado's and 2 earthquakes I must be golden.
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:13 PM   #711
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Tornado's are god's punishment for the sins of man?
No, they are the tool used to kill the Wicked Witch of the East.
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:14 PM   #712
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Since, I've lived through 8 hurricanes, 3 tornado's and 2 earthquakes I must be golden.
Did you ride them all out?
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:51 PM   #713
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all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of God..

Jesus said bring the children untto me, for they are as the kingdom of Heaven..ever notice how children are more loving? how about children with downs syndrome..they are the sweetest people..ever notice a childs laugh will make you laugh, likewise, how a small child's cry can bring tears to your eyes?


....small children and infants that perish aren't eternally damned
Children are pretty selfish, though usually cute. It's often their parents who deserve heightened recognition for their love, especially parents of special needs children.
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Old 10-21-2012, 05:11 PM   #714
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Old 10-21-2012, 05:58 PM   #716
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It's pretty silly if you don't hold the view that earth is 6000 years old. Once you come to terms with the fact that tornadoes and earthquakes and hurricanes and avalanches and floods have been happening for millions of years before human beings even existed, the view gets a little strange, and you have to argue that God put those problems into place because he knew that man was going to sin millions of years into the future.
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:07 PM   #717
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all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of God..

Jesus said bring the children untto me, for they are as the kingdom of Heaven..ever notice how children are more loving? how about children with downs syndrome..they are the sweetest people..ever notice a childs laugh will make you laugh, likewise, how a small child's cry can bring tears to your eyes?


....small children and infants that perish aren't eternally damned
For every person born there is on average 4 fertilized zygotes fetuses that fail to implant or do not develop or are lost do to disease to Mom. Another way to say this, IF there is a heaven, then there all kinds of little blobs floating around in heaven from all these natural aborted zygotes. Or maybe you will have 4 brand new siblings for each of you normal siblings that know nothing about earth. Having never set foot, since they didn't have feet when they were aborted.
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For every person born there is on average 4 fertilized zygotes fetuses that fail to implant or do not develop or are lost do to disease to Mom. Another way to say this, IF there is a heaven, then there all kinds of little blobs floating around in heaven from all these natural aborted zygotes. Or maybe you will have 4 brand new siblings for each of you normal siblings that know nothing about earth. Having never set foot, since they didn't have feet when they were aborted.
If there is a heaven, it does not necessarily follow that there must be little zygote blobs floating around it. (For one instance, perhaps God only implants souls into fetuses he knows will not develop or are lost to disease; for another, perhaps those zygotes are granted feet and legs in heaven, and allowed to experience walking like their earth-born siblings; for a final, perhaps there is no element of physical matter involved at all in heaven -- no feet, no legs, no cells at all). We can be a little more imaginative than demanding this conditional, and if we can be so, I'd imagine the ultimate creator of the universe can be a lot more so.
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For every person born there is on average 4 fertilized zygotes fetuses that fail to implant or do not develop or are lost do to disease to Mom. Another way to say this, IF there is a heaven, then there all kinds of little blobs floating around in heaven from all these natural aborted zygotes. Or maybe you will have 4 brand new siblings for each of you normal siblings that know nothing about earth. Having never set foot, since they didn't have feet when they were aborted.
They're just sent back to another mom. Like all of us.
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