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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 10-21-2012, 06:37 PM   #721
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I allowed for grown siblings that never set foot on the earth. But even Jesus couldn't get rid of his scars in his hands and side. I guess after a while those scars will heal. So you all will get to see embryos develop outside a body.
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:38 PM   #722
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They're just sent back to another mom. Like all of us.
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:40 PM   #723
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If there is a heaven, it does not necessarily follow that there must be little zygote blobs floating around it. (For one instance, perhaps God only implants souls into fetuses he knows will not develop or are lost to disease; for another, perhaps those zygotes are granted feet and legs in heaven, and allowed to experience walking like their earth-born siblings; for a final, perhaps there is no element of physical matter involved at all in heaven -- no feet, no legs, no cells at all). We can be a little more imaginative than demanding this conditional, and if we can be so, I'd imagine the ultimate creator of the universe can be a lot more so.
it starts at conception, does it not? That's the religious view that the republicans want.

But like it said before. If there is a God, he's the biggest abortionist of them all since 15-20% of recorded pregnancies end in miscarriage. By the church's logic then God is the one who aborted them, assuming the woman wasn't a crack head or something.
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:40 PM   #724
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I allowed for grown siblings that never set foot on the earth. But even Jesus couldn't get rid of his scars in his hands and side. I guess after a while those scars will heal. So you all will get to see embryos develop outside a body.
If the angels turn their head, I will send some photos to your cold damp cave in hell.
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:41 PM   #725
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If the angels turn their head, I will send some photos to your cold damp cave in hell.
ya, threatening us with hell doesn't really work, since we believe it doesn't exist.
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it starts at conception, does it not? That's the religious view that the republicans want.

But like it said before. If there is a God, he's the biggest abortionist of them all since 15-20% of recorded pregnancies end in miscarriage. By the church's logic then God is the one who aborted them, assuming the woman wasn't a crack head or something.
Once again, abortion implies intentional ending of the life. I can't presume, and I don't think many mainstream Christians presume, that God actively ends the life of conceived children. At least, I've never heard that doctrine. When it comes to natural occurrences, and miscarriages must fit in that category (as do tornadoes, hurricanes, etc.), it is far too presumptuous to hold that God involves himself with them.
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ya, threatening us with hell doesn't really work, since we believe it doesn't exist.
For your sake, I hope sarcasm is allowed . . .


. . . IN HELL!!!
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For your sake, I hope sarcasm is allowed . . .


. . . IN HELL!!!
it's hard to tell in that situation since I've seen/heard at least 5,000 christians threaten people with hell in my experience. Only they were serious every time.
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:59 PM   #729
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it's hard to tell in that situation since I've seen/heard at least 5,000 christians threaten people with hell in my experience. Only they were serious every time.
Yes, in this very thread, Killer_Clown is such an example. Personally, I think it's possible to believe in hell without presuming who on an internet message board is going there but rather having a good faith presumption against damnation and instead having a gallows sense of humor about it. But then, I'm sort of a disciple of the Jesuit who wrote this book:



I've gone the rounds of many of these Christians throughout my time on here. I've no illusion that they are anything but decent people for the most time (with the exception of one, who for the most time on here, is not a decent person). I just feel their religious beliefs leave a lot to be desired. I'm sure the feeling is reciprocated, and I'm fine with that.
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Another way to say this, IF there is a heaven, then there all kinds of little blobs floating around in heaven from all these natural aborted zygotes.
....false...earthly vessels are not the same as heavenly vessels.
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But even Jesus couldn't get rid of his scars in his hands and side.
..at that point he hadn't ascended into Heaven.
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Old 10-21-2012, 08:27 PM   #733
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....small children and infants that perish aren't eternally damned
Now I see why you're pro abortion. Makes sense. Abortion is doing an eternal good then, you should really tell other christians to fully support abortions. This is just a phase as you said. We should just catapult souls directly to heaven.

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Yes, in this very thread, Killer_Clown is such an example. Personally, I think it's possible to believe in hell without presuming who on an internet message board is going there but rather having a good faith presumption against damnation and instead having a gallows sense of humor about it. But then, I'm sort of a disciple of the Jesuit who wrote this book:



I've gone the rounds of many of these Christians throughout my time on here. I've no illusion that they are anything but decent people for the most time (with the exception of one, who for the most time on here, is not a decent person). I just feel their religious beliefs leave a lot to be desired. I'm sure the feeling is reciprocated, and I'm fine with that.
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