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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 10-22-2012, 05:15 PM   #766
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There is only one coming of Christ and only one saved group, it's very plain and simple.
This is the Second coming of Christ...he doesn't return to earth when the trump blows....

I've heard doug batchelor (SDA) proclaim some of the very things you quoted towards the end of your post.
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Old 10-22-2012, 05:17 PM   #767
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This is the Second coming of Christ...he doesn't return to earth when the trump blows....

I've heard doug batchelor (SDA) proclaim some of the very things you quoted towards the end of your post.
I would like to know where the Rapture was taught to believers before Margaret Mcdonald.
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Old 10-22-2012, 05:28 PM   #768
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I would like to know where the Rapture was taught to believers before Margaret Mcdonald.
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.a man nemd John Bray offered five hundred dollars to anyone who could prove your question..when Lacunza was offered up, he then offered five hundred dollars to anyone who could prove it being taught before Lacunza...no one claimed the money, but he released a statement admitting he received photstat copies of the very subject from a book published in Philly in the late 1700's, but written in England the mid 1700's...this no coincidence that this happened around the birth of our Nation, because ultimately..we brought the Gospel to the whole world.
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Old 10-22-2012, 05:32 PM   #769
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John Darby
Emmanuel Lacunza

.a man nemd John Bray offered five hundred dollars to anyone who could prove your question..when Lacunza was offered up, he then offered five hundred dollars to anyone who could prove it being taught before Lacunza...no one claimed the money, but he released a statement admitting he received photstat copies of the very subject from a book published in Philly in the late 1700's, but written in England the mid 1700's...this no coincidence that this happened around the birth of our Nation, because ultimately..we brought the Gospel to the whole world.
What book is that? A gigantic majority had never heard of the doctrine until the late 1800's.
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Old 10-22-2012, 05:32 PM   #770
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**** religion.

The Human Race would be far better off without it.
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not full fledged..it's called the Gog Magog war... a war of booty..Israel has recently found fossil fuel reserves that are HUGE
Some of them there 6000 year old fossils?
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Old 10-22-2012, 05:34 PM   #772
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A lot of believers agree with you.
1 Shepard, 1 flock...who needs religion when you have Jesus?
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John Darby
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.a man nemd John Bray offered five hundred dollars to anyone who could prove your question..when Lacunza was offered up, he then offered five hundred dollars to anyone who could prove it being taught before Lacunza...no one claimed the money, but he released a statement admitting he received photstat copies of the very subject from a book published in Philly in the late 1700's, but written in England the mid 1700's...this no coincidence that this happened around the birth of our Nation, because ultimately..we brought the Gospel to the whole world.
OMFG. What in the world is this drivel? I may post this in the epic fail thread.
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Old 10-22-2012, 05:37 PM   #774
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OMFG. What in the world is this drivel? I may post this in the epic fail thread.
Hey who wouldn't like the rapture? No pain? I would happily take it if it were true.

REMEMBER THAT THE MODERN RAPTURE THEORY WAS STARTED BY A 15 YEAR OLD CATHOLIC GIRL IN ENGLAND BY THE NAME OF MARGARET MAC DONALD IN 1830 WHO HAD A VISION.

The following is quoted from a book by Dave MacPherson (historian) called THE RAPTURE PLOT:

"What generally hasn't been known about Margaret is the extent to which she was open to the world of the 'occult' (definition: 'secret or hidden knowledge of supernatural phenomena').

...Take the word 'rapture'. Many still don't know that this word (body-lifting sense) had been used for CENTURIES by medieval mystics to describe their own levitation a few inches (or even several feet) above the floor or ground. Such 'raptures' were often condemned by Catholic leaders... And Robert Norton, the pretrib origin chronicler, revealed the following about Margaret and one of her friends: 'I have seen both her and Miss Margaret MacDonald stand like statues scarcely touching the ground, evidently supernaturally'." (pp. 51-52).
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**** religion.

The Human Race would be far better off without it.
‘this would be the best of all possible worlds, if there was no religion in it!!!’” - John Adams

Hey he agrees
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Physical Israel has nothing to do with the Spiritual Jews, of which I am one.
What's a spiritual Jew?
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I believe Hitler hated Jews and had a lot of them killed. I dont believe it was anywhere close to 6 million though. I'm not an anti-semite; I just think that number has been severely inflated and there is a lot of evidence that supports this belief.
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Some of them there 6000 year old fossils?
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They formed over Passover...
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One who is born again and follows Jesus.
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[quote=KILLER_CLOWN;9039701]What book is that? /QUOTE]

..written by Morgan Edwards..
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...Take the word 'rapture'. Many still don't know that this word (body-lifting sense) (pp. 51-52).
incorrect...latin rapturo, Greek verb harpazo..meaning "caught up"
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