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Old 10-25-2012, 12:32 PM  
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A month-long auction for 20-year-old Catarina Migliorini's virginity ended this morning when a Japanese man called Natsu bid $780,000 for the "date," as the NY Daily News calls it. The auction/generally repulsive publicity stunt is part of an Australian documentary called Virgins Wanted, which will fly Catarina to the encounter and will interview her before and after the deed.

Catarina will reportedly use $722,000 of the cash to build homes for impoverished families in her home state of Santa Catarina.

"The auction is just business, I'm a romantic girl at heart and believe in love. But this will make a big difference to my area," she told Folha newspaper.

However, the "filmmaker" behind the auction has questioned whether or not she'll follow through on her charitable promises.

"I was surprised she said that because in all my dealings with her, she made it clear that it was a business decision for her," Australian filmmaker Justin Sisely said in an exclusive interview.

"Now, given how big this story is in Brazil, she's trapped. If she doesn't give any money to charity, she's going to look bad."

It's worth noting that this is a guy who's spent the last two years of his life making a documentary about people auctioning off their virginities, so, you know, feel free to take his opinion with a grain of salt.

And despite taking money in exchange for sex, Catarina denies being a prostitute. "If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer," she said, which isn't quite the same thing at all but okay.

The same auction also offered a man's virginity for sale. The final price for his V-card? A whopping $3000, which is, as The Cut notes, 260 times less than the price paid for Catarina.
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:08 PM   #16
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My big virginity is Peanut Butter...Dam I love being the first to CRACK THA SHIT
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:11 PM   #17
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:12 PM   #18
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What would Chiefsplanet pay, assuming that you had to use real dollars? No fake bidding.

Do we start at $100? Opening bid at $100? boppityboppityboppityboppity $100 hominahominahominahomona one hundred, do I hear one hundred jiminyjiminyjiminyjiminyjiminyjiminy.

Seriously, what would you bid of your own money to do this? Assume that you're unmarried and unattached, that this is legal, and that she lives 20 minutes away from you.
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:13 PM   #19
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I dunno, I guess she's sorta cute in a young Helen Hunt/Leelee Sobieski mold, but $780k just so he can be the first to undo her bow??? Wow. Dude must have $$$ to burn.
For that much money, I want a Marissa Miller-esque hotness, not some cave troll in a bikini.
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:14 PM   #20
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:15 PM   #21
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For that much money, I want a Marissa Miller-esque hotness, not some cave troll in a bikini.
So do I hear $100? Do you start the bidding at $100 to spelunk the cave troll?
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:15 PM   #22
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:15 PM   #23
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I can see why she is still a virgin.
$100? Do you open the bidding at $100?
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:15 PM   #24
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What would Chiefsplanet pay, assuming that you had to use real dollars? No fake bidding.

Do we start at $100? Opening bid at $100? boppityboppityboppityboppity $100 hominahominahominahomona one hundred, do I hear one hundred jiminyjiminyjiminyjiminyjiminyjiminy.

Seriously, what would you bid of your own money to do this? Assume that you're unmarried and unattached, that this is legal, and that she lives 20 minutes away from you.
A $9.95 meal at Applebees.
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:16 PM   #25
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im sure all you guys callin her ugly have banged better
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:16 PM   #26
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im sure all you guys callin her ugly have banged better
Ummmmm......yeah.
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:17 PM   #27
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im sure all you guys callin her ugly have banged better
Sure I have, done worse too.
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:17 PM   #28
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I wonder if she'd like to make $14 the hard way?
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:18 PM   #29
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:19 PM   #30
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I woulda sold my virginity for a lot less, just saying.

Whoever paid for it is a sick **** though but I can't blame her.
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