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Old 10-25-2012, 05:39 PM  
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Did I meet one of you douchebags today at the gym?

I workout at a gym in the Phoenix Metro area. Dude beside me is lifting and I see has has a sweat towel with a KC Chiefs arrowhead on it. I get his attention and say, "Hey man, I am a Chiefs fan too, sad to say it." He says, "cool, thanks," and puts his headphones back on.

You sir give Chiefs fans a bad name. You might be 100lbs heavier (fatty) than me but I am sure as shit way stronger than you and your beer gut really wrecks your tattoo covered arms and your shitty physique, but go on and act too good to talk to another Chiefs fan.

I have a feeling this could be a homer from the coalition site who didn't want another Chiefs fan talking shit on "his" team. Probably that Deb lady's boyfriend. Anyway, you sir give Chiefs fan a bad name by being an arrogant douche.

And oh yea, lose the lifting gloves you sissy. Your boyfriend won't mind your callused hands.

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Old 10-25-2012, 05:55 PM   #31
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Not me, I'm back in KC.
I actually thought it might be you.

/no homo.
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Old 10-25-2012, 05:55 PM   #32
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Oh shit, when you said Metro PHX I thought you meant CenPho. I had you down on Central and Thomas/ 7th and Van Buren type of area.
No I am in bum**** Surprise.....SURPRISE!

Saying it like that never gets old!
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Old 10-25-2012, 05:57 PM   #33
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If you mean cutoff jean shorts, cut so short the bottom of the pockets are showing and a string tank top......then yes.

Did you do your best Arnold imitation and say "LOOK AT MY AAAAAAASSSSS"
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Old 10-25-2012, 05:57 PM   #34
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Old 10-25-2012, 05:58 PM   #35
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Did you do your best Arnold imitation and say "LOOK AT MY AAAAAAASSSSS"
Jesus, no!

I already explained, I am not gay!

But I did say, "this workout is better than cumming."
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Old 10-25-2012, 06:00 PM   #36
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No I am in bum**** Surprise.....SURPRISE!

Saying it like that never gets old!
Heh.
Nothing wrong with where you are; peaceful out that way.
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Old 10-25-2012, 06:00 PM   #37
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Old 10-25-2012, 06:04 PM   #38
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Heh.
Nothing wrong with where you are; peaceful out that way.
I chose to live here to be close to my job when I moved down here in May. I, however, don't wanna live out here after my lease is up because it is too ****ing far away from anything cool that happens here.

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They probably think "Royals fan too, brah." means "I bottom."


I had a guy at the gas station, upon seeing my KC Royals license plate, ask me if I was from KC. I said no, but my dad is and I sadly joined the sinking ship of the two shitty KC franchises. He laughed.
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Old 10-25-2012, 06:07 PM   #39
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I personally have trouble finding Chiefs fans to talk with where I am from. Hell, the only Chiefs fans from my area (rural Southeast Iowa) who are convinced that Matt Cassel is a shitty QB and has always been a shitty QB are people who I spent an extensive amount of time convincing that Matt Cassel is and has always been a shitty QB. Some really stupid Chiefs fans in my neck of the woods.

Another thing. In my area, the inside joke about Chiefs fans is that they are white trash....and it is pretty noticeable in my area. The majority of Chiefs apparel that you will randomly see people wear looks like something that came from a shelf at Goodwill. NTTIAWWT, I have purchased Chiefs apparel at Goodwill...the only difference is, I still have all of my teeth.

I have been to 1 Chiefs game in my life and that was 2010 vs. the 49ers. It was refreshing to see Chiefs fans who still had their teeth and didn't have Pork and Beans stains on their shirts and pants. Met some cool people there, but I must say, we ran into some snooty ****'s at Arrowhead. My friend found this vintage 80's/90's Chiefs sweatshirt at a garage sale and got it for me....the coloring on the sweatshirt was faded from being washed so many times and the style of the shirt itself is dated as hell....but I like crap like that, so I wore it. I had a few dudes at Arrowhead giving me shit about it. In fact, in the parking lot, there was this group of dudes who stopped us while we were walking and made some sarcastic remarks about my shirt and then one of them tried being all incognito (I noticed he was doing this) by peeing in a beer and proceeded to offer it to me as if I didn't notice. Then they hit on my fiancee, who was 8 months pregnant at the time and still hot...and she also happened to be wearing a Chiefs shirt that my mom bought me from a magazine in 1996. I have never really been treated like a piece of shit like that before... **** it, here is a pic of the shirt from that day. Love this pic, because my fiancee is a die-hard Steelers fan and it was great to get her in Chiefs gear :

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I' m just amazed that there are still people out there who'll wear Chiefs stuff in public.
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Old 10-25-2012, 06:11 PM   #41
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Old 10-25-2012, 06:11 PM   #42
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I personally have trouble finding Chiefs fans to talk with where I am from. Hell, the only Chiefs fans from my area (rural Southeast Iowa) who are convinced that Matt Cassel is a shitty QB and has always been a shitty QB are people who I spent an extensive amount of time convincing that Matt Cassel is and has always been a shitty QB. Some really stupid Chiefs fans in my neck of the woods.

Another thing. In my area, the inside joke about Chiefs fans is that they are white trash....and it is pretty noticeable in my area. The majority of Chiefs apparel that you will randomly see people wear looks like something that came from a shelf at Goodwill. NTTIAWWT, I have purchased Chiefs apparel at Goodwill...the only difference is, I still have all of my teeth.

I have been to 1 Chiefs game in my life and that was 2010 vs. the 49ers. It was refreshing to see Chiefs fans who still had their teeth and didn't have Pork and Beans stains on their shirts and pants. Met some cool people there, but I must say, we ran into some snooty ****'s at Arrowhead. My friend found this vintage 80's/90's Chiefs sweatshirt at a garage sale and got it for me....the coloring on the sweatshirt was faded from being washed so many times and the style of the shirt itself is dated as hell....but I like crap like that, so I wore it. I had a few dudes at Arrowhead giving me shit about it. In fact, in the parking lot, there was this group of dudes who stopped us while we were walking and made some sarcastic remarks about my shirt and then one of them tried being all incognito (I noticed he was doing this) by peeing in a beer and proceeded to offer it to me as if I didn't notice. Then they hit on my fiancee, who was 8 months pregnant at the time and still hot...and she also happened to be wearing a Chiefs shirt that my mom bought me from a magazine in 1996. I have never really been treated like a piece of shit like that before... **** it, here is a pic of the shirt from that day. Love this pic, because my fiancee is a die-hard Steelers fan and it was great to get her in Chiefs gear :

Yea, that is pretty classless. I wish I still had my mid 90's puffy Chiefs Starter jacket though. I would rock that!

I have only ever been to one Chiefs game and it was 2004 vs the Broncos with Dante's famous goal line run back and forth, punt return TD. Tons of trashy people but I am cool with that if they don't run their mouth.

Thanks for posting the pic, it surely wasn't you I saw at the gym!
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Old 10-25-2012, 06:12 PM   #43
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I' m just amazed that there are still people out there who'll wear Chiefs stuff in public.
I have not worn a single piece of Chiefs gear in public since the season started.

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Damn that's not a good story man.
Tell me about it!

Since I am a speech therapist it is just in my blood to shoot the shit with people. Guess others need to keep their image in public. Damn, wish I was tougher.
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Old 10-25-2012, 06:15 PM   #44
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Some people just don't like talking much, especially if they're doing somethin. Maybe he didn't really care about talking Chiefs. Maybe he had a bad day or had something eatin him. Who is to say. Or maybe he's a giant jizz crusted sweatsock douche mcgoo.
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