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Damn, we're in a tight spot.
Join Date: Feb 2012
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I literally said those exact words to my girlfriend yesterday. I have no idea what CP Lexicon is.
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Join Date: Dec 2011
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Dude, NEVER "pretend fight" with your lady. Stuff happens and all you get is "pretend makeup sex" with your hand.
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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I've reffered to burning AIDS trees and the act of crashing into them a few times. People just think I have colorful language.
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stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Good advice... too late now lol.
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Just because Will Ferrell says something doesn't make it OK to repeat.
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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In other words, you take all the credit for "colorful language" when things go well, but when you step in it you want us to take the blame?
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Heh, that's not so bad. I thought you told her to hang herself from a flaming aids tree or to go drink a glass of anti freeze or something.
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Good Luck Andy!
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Jax, FL
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Did u ask her if u could PIIHB?
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No idea what you're talking about man.
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Basically. I've attempted to explain a time or two but I get deer in the headlights when I do so I just stopped.
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Fresher than a mother****er
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Just hold up a camera and tell her to show her whore tits.
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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She was starting to smile about it a while ago. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be ok... but a little evidence from here wouldn't hurt heh. I saw someone post it this morning and I'm looking for that post lol.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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I say that to Lump every day.
Her, "What's for dinner?" Me: "Shut your whore mouth." It's no big deal. Tell your old lady to stop being a doucher. That'll help
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stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
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You've always been a friend Gonzo.
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