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Old 03-19-2006, 12:05 PM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 07-11-2009, 05:12 PM   #391
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Pffft! I've been around MUCH longer than this thread.

My point is that I don't see unreasonable sigs and I read alot of threads.

This thread seems to be the English language run-on of, "I'm a crotchety old man and do as I say because I'm an old-timer and I have nothing else to bitch about and I'm old and I have powers and I've been here a long time and things were cheaper back then and n00bs are stupid and they're not like me and anyone not like me is stupid and I can hammer sigs because I'm a mod and I started a thread that's carried on by another mod who cowers to old mods because old mods are what they want to be and petty things are what CP is all about" Whew!
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Old 09-25-2009, 07:52 PM   #392
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Old 09-25-2009, 08:18 PM   #393
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hey is it ok if I get my sig privileges back? I know what I would like and it is much smaller than the maximum amount. In fact this is exactly what I would put in a sig:






please! the last time I got my sig removed was because I didn't realize that you couldn't have a bitmap and GoChiefs was nice enough to point that out to you guys.
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:23 PM   #394
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:25 PM   #395
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just turn your sigs off dillhole

they don't add anything to the site anyways
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:34 PM   #396
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they don't add anything to the site anyways
Like you.
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:37 PM   #397
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:41 PM   #398
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Says the guy who had the largest, most obnoxious, most un-awesome sig of all-time.
My extremely Awesome sig was within the allowed size limits.
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:44 PM   #399
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:45 PM   #400
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You're a fraud who doesn't even use Awesome properly nor treat it with respect. Very unAwesome.
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Old 09-11-2011, 01:29 AM   #401
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Seriously guys.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.
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Old 10-30-2012, 11:38 PM   #402
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Old 10-30-2012, 11:40 PM   #403
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just turn your sigs off dillhole

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Old 10-30-2012, 11:43 PM   #404
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Who is that guy with a big ass winking Doc Holliday GIF. Shit is a resource hog when browsing with the phone.
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Old 10-30-2012, 11:45 PM   #405
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Who is that guy with a big ass winking Doc Holliday GIF. Shit is a resource hog when browsing with the phone.
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