Anybody Believe this?

[R8ers]

And if it's true, Why isn't it on every news channel?

Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney


WASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were delivered hours after the deadline for them to be counted, with preliminary counts showing that they would have overturned the vote in several states and brought a victory for Governor Mitt Romney.
Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was surprised at the contents.
“I told Gunny we got a bunch of ballots instead of ammo,” Davis told investigators earlier today. “He told me to file a report of improper delivery and that the chain of command would take care of it. We didn’t hear anything for three weeks. While we were waiting we came under fire so we dumped a bunch of them in the Hescoes. We didn’t dig those ones back out.”
After military officials realized the initial error, the ballots were then sent back to the U.S. but suffered a series of setbacks.
Twelve boxes of ballots were dropped overboard during delivery to the USS Kearsarge (LHD-3) in the Persian Gulf, then while the ship sailed to Bahrain, postal clerks allegedly pocketed whatever ballots they wanted.
The remaining absentee ballots were loaded onto a C-130, but the flight was delayed until November 1st so the crew could get tax free pay for the month. Once the ballots arrived stateside they were promptly mailed to each state’s counting facility, reaching their final destination on November 7th.
“It’s a shame,” Rear Admiral John Dawes said when asked for comment. “I expected a delay so I ordered that everyone cast their votes eight months ago. It’s really unfortunate that our mail system failed us and directly affected the course of history.”
Upon hearing the news, angry Republicans have begun a demand for a recount, but most military absentee voters have shrugged off the news, with many wondering whether the care packages their families sent six months ago were ever going to show up.


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[Brock]

seems highly plausible

[petegz28]

If this were legit the Romney campaign would be in court. And what would Obama do? Nothing. How the **** you going to look fighting military votes? I don't buy it

[aturnis]

Originally Posted by R8ers

And if it's true, Why isn't it on every news channel?

Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney


WASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were delivered hours after the deadline for them to be counted, with preliminary counts showing that they would have overturned the vote in several states and brought a victory for Governor Mitt Romney.
Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was surprised at the contents.
“I told Gunny we got a bunch of ballots instead of ammo,” Davis told investigators earlier today. “He told me to file a report of improper delivery and that the chain of command would take care of it. We didn’t hear anything for three weeks. While we were waiting we came under fire so we dumped a bunch of them in the Hescoes. We didn’t dig those ones back out.”
After military officials realized the initial error, the ballots were then sent back to the U.S. but suffered a series of setbacks.
Twelve boxes of ballots were dropped overboard during delivery to the USS Kearsarge (LHD-3) in the Persian Gulf, then while the ship sailed to Bahrain, postal clerks allegedly pocketed whatever ballots they wanted.
The remaining absentee ballots were loaded onto a C-130, but the flight was delayed until November 1st so the crew could get tax free pay for the month. Once the ballots arrived stateside they were promptly mailed to each state’s counting facility, reaching their final destination on November 7th.
“It’s a shame,” Rear Admiral John Dawes said when asked for comment. “I expected a delay so I ordered that everyone cast their votes eight months ago. It’s really unfortunate that our mail system failed us and directly affected the course of history.”
Upon hearing the news, angry Republicans have begun a demand for a recount, but most military absentee voters have shrugged off the news, with many wondering whether the care packages their families sent six months ago were ever going to show up.


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Incredibly doubtful. Beings the military leans to the left...

[petegz28]

Originally Posted by aturnis

Incredibly doubtful. Beings the military leans to the left...

That's a terrible attempt at being funny

[dirk digler]

wow this is what is wrong with living in the RW bubble

This is a satire web site. They post BS stories for fun

Breastfeeding Moms By Infantry Barracks ‘Not Fooling Anyone’

by G-Had on October 21, 2012 · 17 comments
Others have begun to ‘Breastfeed In Solidarity’ with their fellow Airmen

CAMP HORNO, CA – A pair of breastfeeding airmen outside the infantry barracks at Marine Corps Base Camp Pendleton “aren’t fooling anyone,” according to Gunnery Sergeant Leon Rashaun of 1st Battalion 4th Marines.

The mothers, Senior Airman Rebecca Henderson and Airman First Class Emily Rowe, who are normally stationed at Edwards Air Force Base, have been coming by every day for the past two months, which, according to Gunny Rashaun, “is exactly how long both their husbands have been deployed overseas.”

Both women waved at the Gunnery Sergeant, prompting him to give a forced smile through gritted teeth.

Senior Airman Henderson then asked if Alpha Company had come back from their field operation yet.

Airman First Class Rowe then laughed and reminded her that Alpha Company had been in the field last week and Charlie Company was out this week.

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[dirk digler]

lol

The Department of Defense has been rocked by the firing and court-martial of a high-ranking Marine officer for allegedly violating every single article of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ). Colonel Mitch Grant, once a promising VMI graduate and the commanding officer of the Eighth Marine Regiment, is now charged with adultery, forgery, arson, improper use of a countersign, espionage, stalking, burglary, making a check with insufficient funds, murder, depositing obscene matters in the mail, and conduct unbecoming an officer and gentleman, among other charges.

[cosmo20002]

Originally Posted by cdcox

How could they arrive a day late when they were never sent out....

http://twitchy.com/2012/11/05/voter-...-not-arriving/

then burnt in a fiery plane crash...

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/polit...ed-plane-crash

People will believe anything. Well, some really stupid right-wingers anyway.

[alnorth]

uhhh..... wow.

I never heard of this blog before, but when I read this, I immediately thought "Not bad, but its not up to Onion standards"

How the hell did anyone believe this?

[aturnis]

I guess it depends. Since most breakdowns I've seen split the military up and only tell what a portion lean.

[cosmo20002]

Originally Posted by HonestChieffan

Deserves investigation but cannot believe Obama would ever stoop this low. Lets get the facts out in the open.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by HonestChieffan

Deserves investigation but cannot believe Obama would ever stoop this low. Lets get the facts out in the open.

Absolutely. I think every internet-based claim should be fully investigated. Let's get ALL the facts out in the open!

[dirk digler]

Originally Posted by HonestChieffan

Deserves investigation but cannot believe Obama would ever stoop this low. Lets get the facts out in the open.

Get a life

[Captain Obvious]

I wish you guys would have let this run for a bit. Could have had some serious comedy.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

I wish you guys would have let this run for a bit. Could have had some serious comedy.

Don't worry, there are still several that won't get it.

[Hog Farmer]

I don't get it !