Chiefs 2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread - Page 27

Reerun_KC · 07:41 AM

I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track.

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here)

2012 touch total
35 touches
15 left for the clownsuit again
* Needs to average 1.875 touches a game

Week 1 Atlanta
6 for 82

Week 2 Buffalo
4 for 32

Week 3 New Orleans
4 for 33

Week 4 San Diego
2 for 6

Week 5 Baltimore
0 for 0

Week 6 Tampa Bay
6 for 39

Week 7
Bye

Week 8 Oakland
8 for 69 1 TD

Week 9 San Diego
6 for 34

KC Tattoo · 10-15-2012, 03:31 PM

I see your back in red Clay. LOLOLOL

Reerun_KC · 10-29-2012, 07:25 PM

Lost in the SOC shuffle.

Dexter with an 8 touch 69 yard nd 1 TD game...

and yes Gaythan, it was garbage time, but it still counts, its still in the record books.

Cassel>Manning · 10-29-2012, 08:43 PM

Quote:

per Elias Matt Cassel's fourth-quarter pass to Dexter McCluster was the 1,000th touchdown pass in #Chiefs history

https://twitter.com/cecillammey/stat...07858953015298

Reerun_KC · 11-04-2012, 07:47 PM

Updated. This thread cracks me up. The gift that keeps on giving all season long.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 11-06-2012, 05:59 PM

Does this count as a touch?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Buehler445** · 11-06-2012, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

Does this count as a touch?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No, but I think it counts for a tackle.

theelusiveeightrop · 11-07-2012, 06:04 AM

Didn't this country just vote for 4 more years of " dexter mccluster?"

beach tribe · 11-07-2012, 07:37 AM

Is this really still an issue at this point?

Clay clown suited a lot of people on the state of this team. I think he can have a pass on one guy's touches.

Reerun_KC · 11-07-2012, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe

Is this really still an issue at this point?

Clay clown suited a lot of people on the state of this team. I think he can have a pass on one guy's touches.

Yes its still an issue... As along as he is still on the team...

Reerun_KC · 11-07-2012, 07:42 AM

Besides, gives us something to root for as the season goes along.

15 more touches and this thread can and Clay can die...

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 11-14-2012, 06:01 AM

y u no bump this thread?

Dexter dropped 2 more passes against the Steelers...

He has 7 drops and 31 catches this year.

That's good for a drop rate of 18.42....85th out of 88 wide receivers.

What a worthless sack of shit Dex is.

**QuikSsurfer** · 11-14-2012, 08:08 AM

08-19-2012, 10:53 PM
Reerun_KC Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kansas Jayhawks Casino cash: $2423887	2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track. So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here) 2012 touch total 35 touches 15 left for the clownsuit again * Needs to average 1.875 touches a game Week 1 Atlanta 6 for 82 Week 2 Buffalo 4 for 32 Week 3 New Orleans 4 for 33 Week 4 San Diego 2 for 6 Week 5 Baltimore 0 for 0 Week 6 Tampa Bay 6 for 39 Week 7 Bye Week 8 Oakland 8 for 69 1 TD Week 9 San Diego 6 for 34 Last edited by Reerun_KC; 11-07-2012 at 07:41 AM..
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10-15-2012, 03:31 PM	#391
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10-29-2012, 07:25 PM	#392
Reerun_KC Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kansas Jayhawks Casino cash: $2423887	Lost in the SOC shuffle. Dexter with an 8 touch 69 yard nd 1 TD game... and yes Gaythan, it was garbage time, but it still counts, its still in the record books. __________________ Failing Franchise always Fail. You have NFL Teams, then you have the Chiefs.
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11-04-2012, 07:47 PM	#394
Reerun_KC Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kansas Jayhawks Casino cash: $2423887	Updated. This thread cracks me up. The gift that keeps on giving all season long. __________________ Failing Franchise always Fail. You have NFL Teams, then you have the Chiefs.
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11-06-2012, 05:59 PM	#395
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11-07-2012, 06:04 AM	#397
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11-07-2012, 07:37 AM	#398
beach tribe I'm Comin' Join Date: May 2007 Location: ft.lauderdale Casino cash: $86049	Is this really still an issue at this point? Clay clown suited a lot of people on the state of this team. I think he can have a pass on one guy's touches.
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11-07-2012, 07:42 AM	#400
Reerun_KC Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kansas Jayhawks Casino cash: $2423887	Besides, gives us something to root for as the season goes along. 15 more touches and this thread can and Clay can die... __________________ Failing Franchise always Fail. You have NFL Teams, then you have the Chiefs.
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11-14-2012, 06:01 AM	#401
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $152648	y u no bump this thread? Dexter dropped 2 more passes against the Steelers... He has 7 drops and 31 catches this year. That's good for a drop rate of 18.42....85th out of 88 wide receivers. What a worthless sack of shit Dex is. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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11-14-2012, 08:08 AM	#402
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