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The Declaration Of Independence, MO - The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel

The Declaration Of Independence, MO


The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel


When in the course of football events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the fandom bands which have connected them with a Quarterback, and to assume among the Powers of the NFL, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Football and of the NFL's Goodell entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Quarterbacks are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Unalienable Talents, that among these are Arm Strength, Accuracy and the Pursuit of Championships.

That to secure these talents, Quarterbacks are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the Consent of the Fanbase, That whenever any Form of Quarterback becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Quarterbacks, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Attendance At Arrowhead and Hope For A Championship.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Quarterbacks Long Established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably The Same Offense evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to Throw Off Such Quarterbacks, and to provide new Guards (however, neither left nor right) for their Future Rooting Interests.

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Chiefs Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Offense. The history of the present Quarterback is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an Absolute Run-First Offense over the State of Missouri.


To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


Cassel 3:16


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Playoff Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


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Winning Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


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Cassel Lacks Deep Passing Ability


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Cassel Makes Offensive Linemen Worse


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Cassel Struggles Against Good Defenses At An Alarming Rate


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Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate


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We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Chiefs Fans, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme GM of Arrowhead for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Chiefs, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Chiefs fans are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel.

That they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Patriot Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of New England, is and ought to be totally dissolved.

And that as Free and Independent Chiefs Fans, they have full Power to levy Boos, conclude Peace, contract Alliances with Dwayne Bowe, establish Commerce with Top Five Picks, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Fans may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Playoff Fortunes and our Sacred Fandom.


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This post made possible by SNR, Coogs and The Gang Of 14.
Statistics compiled by ESPN, PFF and PFR

Dedicated to 'Hamas' Jenkins, our Patrick Henry, who said "Give Me Sanchez, Or Give Me Death."









For further details, please review The Pioli Facts.

The Declaration has been updated with statistics from 2012 and FINALIZED. Remove Matt Cassel from Kansas City. FOREVER.

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Old 11-16-2012, 12:12 AM   #901
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Look how terrible Matt is at quarterbacking. He could easily hit Hillis for a first down. Instead he's nearly picked. Matt, you dumbass.

This GIF illustrates how Cassel doesn't understand cvgs or goes through reads. The on time checking down would be excellent, it doesn't happen.
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Look how terrible Matt is at quarterbacking. He could easily hit Hillis for a first down. Instead he's nearly picked. Matt, you dumbass.

a legit NFL Qb hits Baldwin on that play for really big yardage.

Bottom of screen, next to midget...who is also open for a guy with a strong enough arm to make the pass.

He doesnt even try to look anywhere else but at Bowe...which is the exact reason that so many of his passes have been intercepted when throwing in Bowes direction. Teams know that if you bracket him and get people in the vicinity, Cassel is so innacurate that you will get lots of ints on passes that are "dropped"
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:16 AM   #903
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Look how terrible Matt is at quarterbacking. He could easily hit Hillis for a first down. Instead he's nearly picked. Matt, you dumbass.

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If Matt is going to throw that ball to Bowe, it needs to be out of his hands in around 2.5 seconds.

He has two other more simpler receiving options in Baldwin and Hillis that could pick up the first down.
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I don't understand why the guy forces the ball when he doesn't need to and then when he needs to force it, he checks down. Doesn't make any kind of sense to me. I am empathetic that it's hard to survey 3 or 4 reads quickly with 300 lbs men running towards you but there are plenty of guys paid way less than Cassel who do a competent job of it on Sundays who haven't been in the league 8 years.
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There's a safety over the top that's cut out that is making a throw to Baldwin risky.

No question he should have looked off Bowe and dumped it to Hillis though.

He lacks any ability to manipulate a secondary.
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I don't understand why the guy forces the ball when he doesn't need to and then when he needs to force it, he checks down. Doesn't make any kind of sense to me. I am empathetic that it's hard to survey 3 or 4 reads quickly with 300 lbs men running towards you but there are plenty of guys paid way less than Cassel who do a competent job of it on Sundays who haven't been in the league 8 years.
This is why I think Pioli isn't that smart. I mean, WTF do youis this what they say to Cassel when they go over this on film?

"well, you had a cover 2 look and went to your curl too early. This totally isn't something to expect with a LeBeau D, and I think you did great. Really unlucky that the SS jumped that route, I doubt it happens in the future.".


And then later " Wait, that wasn't Troy? WTF? How did he know to jump that? WTF"
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There's a safety over the top that's cut out that is making a throw to Baldwin risky.

No question he should have looked off Bowe and dumped it to Hillis though.

He lacks any ability to manipulate a secondary.
NVM, then it's a cov 3/6 look. From the GIF, it looks like cover 2 and the safety jumps it. If there is another safety over Baldwin, then it is cover 3/cover6 and Matt needs to go straight to Hillis. Could probably fit it into Baldwin, but that would mean you have a QB with a quick release and good accuracy.

Keep in mind I'm posting at 2:30 and this could be completely wrong.
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Why wouldn't somebody jump a route versus Cassel? It's not like he's going to hit more than 10% of his guys deep. He'd check down way before somebody could clear. I don't really have a problem with Cassel's release. I mean, he's no Marino but he's not Leftwich either. There are more glaring problems.
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Why wouldn't somebody jump a route versus Cassel? It's not like he's going to hit more than 10% of his guys deep. He'd check down way before somebody could clear. I don't really have a problem with Cassel's release. I mean, he's no Marino but he's not Leftwich either. There are more glaring problems.
I agree. What I meant by his release issues isn't necessarily his throwing motion/release point as un-aesthetically pleasing as it is, it is the timing of his throws. A quicker release might get the ball there, but it is really due to his decision making.
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Seriously, when was the last TD throw Cassel completed over the top? Anything I remember was a RAC result or something already in the red-zone. He doesn't scare anybody. There's no such thing as stretching the field with this guy behind center.
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Seriously, when was the last TD throw Cassel completed over the top? Anything I remember was a RAC result or something already in the red-zone. He doesn't scare anybody. There's no such thing as stretching the field with this guy behind center.
Believe it or not his best season throwing deep was 2009.

This year again he's near the bottom over 20 yards.
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Matt aims for Dexter's big toe and hits it with perfect accuracy. OH NOES SAYS TRUE FANS HE HAD A PASS RUSHER IN HIS FACE.

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If he hits McCluster in stride.....that would have been a huge gain. Moeaki could have easily tripped....got hurt.....and had his defender stop to help him.
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