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Old 11-17-2012, 09:29 AM  
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:04 AM   #16
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:09 AM   #17
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While we're on the subject of stand up, I happened to watch Eddie Murphy Raw a couple nights ago. Holy balls thats probably my favorite stand up ever.

Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw, Chapelle's Killing Them Softly, Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, and you guys arent going to like this, but Dane Cook's Rough Around the Edges are my fave stand ups.

EDIT: And Chris Rock's Never Scared as well. Can't believe I almost forgot that one.
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:16 AM   #18
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:16 AM   #19
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While we're on the subject of stand up, I happened to watch Eddie Murphy Raw a couple nights ago. Holy balls thats probably my favorite stand up ever.

Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw, Chapelle's Killing Them Softly, Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, and you guys arent going to like this, but Dane Cook's Rough Around the Edges are my fave stand ups.

EDIT: And Chris Rock's Never Scared as well. Can't believe I almost forgot that one.
Raw is the best of all time.
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:21 AM   #20
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While we're on the subject of stand up, I happened to watch Eddie Murphy Raw a couple nights ago. Holy balls thats probably my favorite stand up ever.

Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw, Chapelle's Killing Them Softly, Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, and you guys arent going to like this, but Dane Cook's Rough Around the Edges are my fave stand ups.

EDIT: And Chris Rock's Never Scared as well. Can't believe I almost forgot that one.
Delirious is ****ing hilarious.

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Old 11-17-2012, 11:38 AM   #21
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His posse's justification in the apology or whatever that was.... well that was just retarded..
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:41 AM   #22
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While we're on the subject of stand up, I happened to watch Eddie Murphy Raw a couple nights ago. Holy balls thats probably my favorite stand up ever.

Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw, Chapelle's Killing Them Softly, Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, and you guys arent going to like this, but Dane Cook's Rough Around the Edges are my fave stand ups.

EDIT: And Chris Rock's Never Scared as well. Can't believe I almost forgot that one.
Is "Never Scared" the act where he talks about hiding money in books? That is some of the funniest stand up on Earth. I also enjoyed Eddie Izzards "Dressed to Kill", but Eddie Murphy Raw is no doubt some of the best comedy ever created.

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Richard said, "The next time the mother****er call, tell him I said, "Suck *my* dick." I don't give a ****. Whatever the **** make the people laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Do you get paid?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the **** up. Jello pudding-eating mother****er."
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:48 AM   #23
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:58 AM   #24
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Old 11-17-2012, 12:00 PM   #25
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Old 11-17-2012, 12:02 PM   #26
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Old 11-17-2012, 01:29 PM   #27
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Is "Never Scared" the act where he talks about hiding money in books? That is some of the funniest stand up on Earth. I also enjoyed Eddie Izzards "Dressed to Kill", but Eddie Murphy Raw is no doubt some of the best comedy ever created.

EG:

Richard said, "The next time the mother****er call, tell him I said, "Suck *my* dick." I don't give a ****. Whatever the **** make the people laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Do you get paid?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the **** up. Jello pudding-eating mother****er."
Hell yeah, that shit had me rolling! Literally every topic he covered in that stand up was gold. "HALF!"

But I don't remember that being in it. Never Scared was filmed in DC, I believe. He was wearing a maroon-ish red suit with some slick shoes that looked like Gators. I was able to find this skit about rap music. Funny shit:

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Old 11-17-2012, 06:10 PM   #28
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While we're on the subject of stand up, I happened to watch Eddie Murphy Raw a couple nights ago. Holy balls thats probably my favorite stand up ever.

Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw, Chapelle's Killing Them Softly, Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, and you guys arent going to like this, but Dane Cook's Rough Around the Edges are my fave stand ups.

EDIT: And Chris Rock's Never Scared as well. Can't believe I almost forgot that one.
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Old 11-17-2012, 06:51 PM   #29
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Michael Richards said similar things and it ruined his career.

Wonder if it will do the same to Kat's.
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Old 11-17-2012, 06:52 PM   #30
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