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Old 11-19-2012, 09:19 PM  
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I have a friend who is an astrologer and I told her about what we were doing to ***** so she sent me this unsolicited and I found it interesting enough to share. Don't believe much in this stuff but it may portend good things for us so I will suspend logic for the moment.

This a quote from texts I got:

Holy crazzzeee he's got the Hitler aspect and more.... he could be a mafia hitman with this chart...

he's got a reallllleeeeee bad temper too. He has a really bad chart between now and the end of December and the worse from Nov 23 to Dec 8th which should be a really bad time for him, anyway just a prediction.

You never want to meet this man, he is seriously nutso. Hitler had nothing on this guy. And is chart is terrible right now. The first 6 months of 2013 look really really bad for him.
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:22 PM   #16
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I dated a girl about 25 years ago that read cards and did astrological charts.

She was ****ing batshit looney but you guessed it, great in the rack.

Unfortunately, I could only take so much of that nonsense.
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:24 PM   #17
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:26 PM   #18
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I dated a girl about 25 years ago that read cards and did astrological charts.

She was ****ing batshit looney but you guessed it, great in the rack.

Unfortunately, I could only take so much of that nonsense.

Strangely enough that's exactly what my horoscope says about me. Batshit crazy but great in the sack.
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:28 PM   #19
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Strangely enough that's exactly what my horoscope says about me. Batshit crazy but great in the sack.
Strangely enough, we can only take so much of your nonsense.
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:30 PM   #20
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Strangely enough, we can only take so much of your nonsense.
You'll take all of my nonsense and like it.
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:31 PM   #21
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mine just says batshit crazy
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:32 PM   #22
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Strangely enough that's exactly what my horoscope says about me. Batshit crazy but great in the sack.
Congrats?
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:33 PM   #23
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Congrats?
I'll take it.
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:53 PM   #24
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How ironic because I called ***** hitler in another thread lmao. He truly is a piece of dog shit
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Old 11-19-2012, 11:07 PM   #25
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I'm pretty sure it doesn't take kreskin the magnificent to predict that *****'s near future looks pretty shitty.
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Old 11-19-2012, 11:07 PM   #26
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Hmmm ... born March 31, 1965 (a very bad time to enter this zone of existence) in someplace called Washingtonville NY.

His Sun trine Moon aspect is definitely declining over the next few days and weeks ... pretty dramatically, too. That does not bode well and means he can look forward to more "rejection" than he's faced in the past.

Also, his Venus square or opposition Pluto is incredibly negative. Generally, this is interpreted as follows; "You are capable of being a great manipulator and are often caught up trying to make things appear a certain way. You are the one who suffers from this tendency the most. You tend to get tied down to a pattern of endless repetition in relationships. You have difficulty in letting go even when a situation is painful. " The intensity of this aspect is in sharp decline over the next few weeks. Not good for Dr. Evil's plans.

On top of all that, his Mercury transit sucks big time and declines as well. This would indicate (among other things) the inability to communicate with others around him. At all.

In summary, a quick look indicates he is in a world of crap and it's getting worse. An excellent trigger date seems to be 11/25/2012. That would be a good day to piss him off. He might strip naked and begin screaming like a large chicken or other fowl.

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Yep that's pretty much what she's reporting. I'll laugh my ass off if we hit the date. I'll have to buy both of you dinner
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Old 11-19-2012, 11:11 PM   #27
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Yep that's pretty much what she's reporting. I'll laugh my ass off if we hit the date. I'll have to buy both of you dinner
Well, there's a really good chance he'll be upset when the Broncos play at the Chiefs on 11/25/12.
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Old 11-20-2012, 12:07 AM   #28
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I had my lady do it and she said he's a homersexerual lunatic with a borderline average IQ which makes him susceptible to boughts of depression and violent tendencies with his lovers.
Ahhhh that's BULLSHIT because I've got a below avg IQ, ha ha!
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Ahhhh that's BULLSHIT because I've got a below avg IQ, ha ha!
"Borderline average" is a really nice way of saying "below average". If you were smarter you would have known that.
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